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Rolo Tomasi

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  1. Way to go EDA :)-D
  2. I think the building will look quite nice in the end. And as for Foxtons moving to the area it doesn?t bother me at all, I bought my flat through them 4 years ago and had no complaints. In fact I have now used them to rent out that same property and everything is going well.
  3. Genius! I am so gonna try this! Cuthbert Dibble Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The dishcloth sellers are a pain and I agree it's > best to politely and firmly tell them to go away. > I suspect if you do buy something there's a chance > that word will go around that they struck lucky, > and they'll come back in due course. > > For Jehova's Witness' and religious cold callers - > try this. > > On opening the door, they will start spouting > their usual guff about joining the family of God, > 144000 places in heaven, blahdy blah. > > Say nothing. Simply stare at them. > > They will probably look somewhat confused as this > reponse isn't in the script. They may ask you > another question, babble on a bit more about how > your quality of life could be improved etc etc. > > Remain silent. Continue to stare at them intently > with a blank expression on your face. Carry this > on for as long as necessary - Eventually they'll > make some kind of concluding comment, say goodbye > and head off down the path, possibly trying to > hand you a leaflet as they do so. Do not take it. > Continue staring at them in silence. > > And then (making sure you've put the front door on > latch or you have keys with you) - FOLLOW THEM. In > silence. Staring at them, as you do so. Down the > road if necessary. Keep looking at them right in > the eyes. > > It'll freak 'em out and they'll never come back.
  4. 3-1 to the Arsenal! Rosicky, Fabregas, Flamini Bale for the Spurs goal.
  5. Independent Cinema with a bar. Nothing too huge, 4 maybe 5 screens.
  6. SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hearby declare Android the winna Let see if I can do it again shall we;-) (probably not but here goes) England v Russia 2-0 Scotland v France 0-2 Iceland v Northern Ireland 2-1 Slovakia v Wales 1-2 Czech Republic v Rep of Ireland 3-0
  7. Scotland v Lithuania 2-1 England v Israel 3-0 Latvia v Northern Ireland 1-0 Slovakia v Republic of Ireland 1-1 Wales v Germany 2-1
  8. Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm wit Brendan on Littlest Hobo. That said, > someone mentioned The Sopranos, and that is a > tune! By and English band I might add. Brendan, are we talking about Alabama 3? I'm pretty sure it's them, put me out of my misery;-)
  9. Taxi Hill Stret Blues Soap Benson Magnum P.I Knight Rider And of course....The A-Team
  10. "Whatever next?! Crack squirrels?" I lived on Brixton hill when this story came out and I must admit the squirrels over there feared nothing! They'd stand up in front of you at a distance of no more than a couple of feet and even cross the road at their pace!
  11. Still in Peckham! But then again i work here so...
  12. Peckham
  13. TJS Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > wans't that planning request raised ages ago? - > Back in October 2006, looks like nothing has > happened since Yes i know, seems a bit strange that it's taken so long. Saw the builder and his sons in there last week, asked tham what was happening but they wouldn't give anything away!
  14. No 2 Lordship lane: Change of use from a single retail unit with residential accommodation (Class A1) to a dental surgery occupying all floors (Class D1)
  15. Rolo Tomasi

    a joke

    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he> did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, .......... ....... ....... ....... "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, I'll fire you on the spot."
  16. Razzles
  17. The big ones were "F**k Forveer" with Babyshambles and "Can't stand me now" with the Libertines. But I know what you talking about, I think i'll try and get busted with Crack and heroin and then claim the Doherty Defence "but officer he gets away with it why are we so different?" and see if that works. But I don't think so somehow.
  18. Tell me about it! Different strokes for different folks (6)
  19. Anyone going tonight?
  20. Rolo Tomasi

    a joke

    Old Jokes Home. GIRL'S DIARY FRIDAY 21st June 2002. Saw John in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep. BOY'S DIARY FRIDAY 21st June 2002. England lost to Brazil 2-1. Got a shag though.
  21. "People annoy people, and if they're mothers it's not the issue methinks." Well said Jessie
  22. If any ED residents have an old bike that they want to get rid of, then I urge them to get in contact with these guys.
  23. Too kind, too kind :)-D
  24. I must admit I followed your lead MP.
  25. Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 85, boo yakka sha! A nice, steady 75!
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