Rolo Tomasi

Greek St, ?5, Bosh!

I used to live at 5 Tell Grove upto the age of 4 and i remember me and my cousins jumping over the wall and playing on the bowling field when the club was closed.:))

Keef that one killed me!>:D< A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have 2 female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem, I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your 2 parrots over to my house and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his 2 male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads, and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison; "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered."

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having s*x would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued. "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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Mine returns Flag the Poo! Gross. That'll teach me to be helpful :-S

The King of Rock and Roall - Prefab Sprout

Sems on Underhill Road, up from the CPT

Second that Sean!

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30 Commandments of the Kiwi Male Can?t beat number 10 ? the Old Dutch Oven!!!! 1 . Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following Circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man in fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. 8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free. 12. Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts. 13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. 18. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 19. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean. 20. If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 21. Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a Mate of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 22. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a. Yeah, Baby, Push it b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c. Another set and we can hit the showers! 23. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 24. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone; Hang up if necessary. 25. You cannot grass on a colleague who shows up at work with a massive hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair with cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the loud speaker every seven minutes. 26. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend "have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was. 27. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 28. Thou shalt not buy a car with an engine capacity of less than 1.5 litres. Thou shall not really buy a car with less than 2 litres, 16 valves,and a turbo. 29. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 30. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for christmas?" with "If you loved me , you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation 3. End of story

I think there great (well maybe "great" is too strong a word, lets go for "Very Competent". Never had a problem with them renting out my flats, but I suppose the trick is to let them know who's the boss whether your buying/selling/renting. It works for me.

"On the other hand: You don?t want to have all those other celebrations leading up to Christmas to be belittled. Let us not forget glorious cause for celebration which we are privileged to have once a week known as Friday." Brendan. I salute you(tu)

Ladygooner. What do think the result will be on Saturday? I'm going for a 2-1 to the Beautiful Arsenal.(tu)

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So no married or co-habiting EDers allowed? Or > would we have a single & adulterer's night out? :)) I'd attend in a new york minute!

Try The Gowlett it's good for guys and gals.

I would have gone to IBM at 16.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- And can you throw any light on the "Edenburg" (or however it was > spelt) on the corner? Follw this thread on Fdenberg SimonM. Should help.

Thong, Down the A2

Rice & Peas in Grove vale do great Jerk too.

Born here so 33 Years and counting.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks Android17. Now I'm in the know I might just > be up for a little HDNNMB. > > Heads Down No Nonsense Mindless Boogie. Loving It!(tu)

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