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Harrumph, my chilli pepper plants weren't warm soft & comfortable. Buggers found those though.

Cutie :))

Keef, I don't believe that I was particularly rude, but I'm not in the business of welcoming people to the forum who regurgitate that kind of bile and then tell me that I'm fit for human target practice. As a Sydenham resident then you may not have felt the insults were aimed at you, but I believe that your sympathy would be more appropriately directed at the innocent and unwitting victims rather than the nasty streak of infantile prejudice that dreamed up that post. I'd be pleased if the perpetrator recgonises that the liberalism he despises doesn't stretch to indulging social vandalism. I reckoned the bags were kinda fun, and a bit over priced, but was willing to indulge that as a reward to the two girls who made the effort to create this little piece of local art. I recognise that from your earlier posts this make me all manner of tw@t in your eyes, but despite this I'm glad that my world is a fun place to be in. ;-)

*observes that asset really shouldn't be speaking in the quiet room* *makes a note to speak to the porter*

Good heav'ns not watching the creeket?

I'll pop in to see you two peeps at some point :)

*More relaxed now that Bell has finally scored a run after 40 mins at the crease, ready to reconsider culinary preferences* I do like my donkey tenderised by a 50m steeple toss

Nah, Bumbalina does though ;-) We've succumbed to Mockney's Iberian roots and prefer food from animals that have been mistreated before reaching the plate *duck... and cover, duck... and cover*

I'll be asking DM later to form a conclave with Pontifex Maximus and petition (s)he who decides...

Wickets, Foie Gras and Hi-Def Good morning Ritchie, good morning everyone. With the sun beating down out of a cloudless sky WFH takes on new ambition today.... It's great this working-from-home malarkey!

Surely a Desmond has to be the best qualification for an all-rounder?

Fractionater is ironically grumpy ho ho ho chuckle :))

Oh.... tinkle tonkle.... I thought we'd been through this Number of kids is the national average Number of 3 wheel buggies is 1 in 14 Number of liberals matches number of reasonable people Number of whites is irrelevant if you call them liberal Number of middle class includes numpties who think they're not Number of yuppies is silly when we campaigned so ardently to be non-urban ;-) Number of people who think 'human target practice' is witty... well...

Well, the issue was whether you processed the alcohol before you could fit any more in your body. Real bugger when that happened. You ended up having to balance the books with half a bottle of Tio Pepe.

Lol, I've read threads on this forum by peeps not finding enough space at Yoga sessions locally. I'm sure there's quite enough business locally to support two places!

Good God, you mean you never did the Norseman / Jaguar test? The winner circa 1991 (most neat alcohol by volume per ?1) was won by 3 litre bottles of Davenports Best from Tesco. Couldn't stand it though. I wonder what happens if you play the same game today: Somerfield / Sainsbury / Tesco Metro / G&B / Thresher / Nicolas / Cheers

Great stuff MS, I admire your ambition and wish you every luck!

She brushed down her shirt

Hmmm, similar to this recipe?

Well, apparently..... Whitebait can be any small fish up to about 5cm in length, but in the UK this usually refers to young herring. Sprats are also commonly herring, but can be sardines. Sardines can be described as pilchards. Anchovy look like herring, but aren't. They can be whitebait, but as they grow to 9 inches they soon lose that option. Fish eh? Funny fuggers.

I'm going on Sunday - if it lasts that long! Similar offer for shared hospitality :))

Hi Monica, PM me the links/or identify them and I'll post them up?

Bumbalina's green fingers have rescued four of them. But I'm extremely resentful about the casualties. It was like a Guernica of raining feline turd. Followed by a Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man of stomp.

It'll just be the same couple of guys repeating the crime. These witless thugs think they're on a winner when they've done it once and got away with it. The tragedy is that there will be others protecting them... "My little Johnnie could never do a thing like that..."

I did talk to someone who tried working with a charity which distributed unwanted food. In the end they had to shut down because the homeless people didn't want food, they wanted money for drugs. The poor chap was attacked a number of times by the people he helped because they were insulted by the offer of food. Wierd eh?