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There you go Mr. Admin: The Cambridge Five It does explain however, why we were unable to name the fifth, since he is at once nobody and everybody. There is considerable circumstantial evidence to suggest that mikewbate is the fifth man, with his frequent visits to soviet controlled hinterlands. It is also noted that Mockney's attraction to Cambridge Audio may be no coincidence. Audio may be both a reference to some sort of perverted experimental school sexual practice, and a noxious euphemism for subversion of the state. Who knows... *places thumb on second knuckle during otherwise innocuous handshake, and quite literally 'melts' away into the shadows* *vague hiss of air*

don't believe you... ;-)

Marvellous! Are you coming to the game?

I shall be wearing a size-too-small leather jockstrap and a grimace.

broadsword calling danny boy, broadsword calling danny boy... first correct answer earns a pint..

DM, you're a crudosaurus. We drove a Prius a couple of weekends ago. Bumbalina and I thought it was excellent. Yes, it doesn't accellerate like a 911, but the average speed of traffic in London is 10mph. I do think that in ED we should be intelligent enough to make our driving decisions with our heads, not our schlongs. I do hear a lot of tired excuses for car ownership that thinly disguise ego. (Imagine that.. "yeah but it's a Porsche, it's a Lotus", read "Yeah but I'm pooing, on your doorstep, on your future, on your children") 37 yrs old, and still never owned one!

it's the 'Last edit today 02:19am' that does it... :))

mike are you still up??

Narp

easy tiger! (all_star)! lilly if you'd give a... carriage return (enter) after every two sentences it makes it easier to read! lots of love!

hi ednerd! lots of love, but... if you'd give a carriage return [enter] after max two sentences it makes it easier to read!

I heard they were going to move the hill on LL, so instead of walking up to the Plough we'll be walking down. The new crest will be somewhere around Ralon the stationers. It'll play havoc with visibility for pedestrians using the zebra crossings at the roundabout. Bet it doesn't help my foundations much either. Sheesh!

Now, how would anyone know that? ;-) For that matter, at what point does it slap its paw to it's pointy forehead and go 'Doh!'

*notes that several of the blow-up dogs seem to have been rowfed by DM's handbag imp, who appears to be stalking them from their six o'clock. It seems this rough and ready approach to intimacy has left several of the marionettes somewhat deflated* *considers whether to put wee timorous beastie out of his misery by removing the focus of his ardor, but comes to the conclusion that they're proving a most successful diversion from savaging mikewbate's front bottom*

They went hand in hand, as it were...

Windows smashed on my neighbours car last night - Crawthew Grove. I didn't hear a thing. Nothing stolen, no apparent attempt to steal it... :'(

*notices DM mumbling to herself in compact mirror, seems to be talking about looking like roy hattersley*

Oooh, DM, you are spiky today - well I guess it's an important issue knowing that you're a bit of a fox yourself ;-) PS - Was that really you in the shop earlier..? That's really funny!

Oddly enough, you're both on the right track... Both councils and contractors lose the budget for any works that were allocated to a financial year, but not started. This then has a knock on effect on the following year's budget (which is cut as it's a multiplier on the previous year's outlay) Hence it's in all of their interest at precisely this time of year to 'start' works before April 5th. Starting entails... you've guessed it... dumping loads of crap in the middle of the road, and then buggering off to 'start' another project, and another etc. etc. It's not unknown for these 'started' projects to go untouched for six months or more. At least, that was what one of my mates who works for a contractor told me... ;)

"savages off his front bottom"???? I am, it should be said, aghast. *makes mental note to search for that on Google once page has been cached* *rootles in bottom of sports cupboard and lights upon a hockey mask for DM*

*inflates 342 blow-up batdogs, complete with PVC capes and scatters indiscriminately around room, balcony and poolside in a way that ensures they'll continue to show up in three months time* *smirkles at likely impact of this on mike m'bate when he returns on daffodil bail with immediate hosiery issue*

eggsellent - if people pm me we'll go from there!

Anyone up for a quick shandy ce soir? I've got that Wednesday feeling...

*thought briefly skips through mind that Crystal Carrington isn't familiar with the time-lord-esque nature of the old patio vs. balcony debate* *considers looking through fur coats in war-drobe with a view to returning lampost to GG roundabout*

No, no he was here in the last 24 hours... try clicking on his name in a previous post and going to his profile. You can then click on 'all posts from batdog' to see when his last one was (it comes top!!)