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Ted Max

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  1. You're not that racist.
  2. Good point. So - new EC Working Time Directive (Northern Branch). Working months: May Some of September and October. June-August: - To be spent outside restoring Vitamin D and mental health levels. November: to be spent fattening up for the Great Hibernation. December-April: Rest, continuation of rich oral literary tradition, strong drink to be taken.
  3. ... so set em up Joe... It's a northern European thing, though. The heartfelt need for the familial bed, the comfort of wood smoke curling round a blackened ceiling, the slowing of the metabolism, the mouth slaked with ethanol and animal fats. I think it's against my human rights to expect me to do any work at this time of year.
  4. The sun appears to be setting. It's a quarter to three. I am craving reindeer fried in seal blubber, a flask of clear spirits and a retreat to my scratcher. But I have work to do.
  5. Three of the five you have chosen get right on the Bishop of Croydon's tits. Better stick with our local lad instead, although go easy on the post-match entertainment.
  6. Drug pusher? Something pedlar? Not really to grips with this one, to be honest.
  7. Tortured youth, watching the impossible inevitability of its future grind into view, needs more than cider these days, Quids.
  8. This isn't Streatham, Quids. Our youth sits in dumb pain on frozen steel, waiting for life to deal them in.
  9. A boy and a girl sit on dull, slatted steel: too young for the pub, too old for the playground. Suits step off choked buses, plastic bags of evening shopping dangling from purple fingers, and head for warm kitchens. "We had no choice," the girl says.
  10. MarmoraMan, you've never really squared this circle of appealing for reasoned debate about the issues, and then pushing Stranack's background at us versus privileged Harman. Do we play personality and class politics or not? That notwithstanding, I asked a question a long time ago which I'm still interested in. What would be a decent result for Stranack? That question in full here.
  11. 354 > 350.
  12. Depends. If you are going for, "I am quietly stylish and tasteful and want to signal that to other quietly stylish and tasteful people in an unostentatious manner" then you're at the sage/ Georgian duck egg/ 60%GreyBlack end of the market. If you are going for, "I wished I lived in Kensington but I was a million short on budget" then paint it bright blue and adorn it with shiny brass "furniture". Park a set of matching bay trees out the front while you're at it. If you are going for, "I am being bullied by the Bash Street Kids" then cover it with eggshell.
  13. Just to cheer Brendan up. South Africa set for 400 here.
  14. Was it Sting's toaster?
  15. AnnaJ's got *Bob* in a neck hold on the floor, and tags the Big Fiver in to dive on his head from the ropes. Awesome move.
  16. I haven't seen that, ????. He says that he hates his face and TV presence, but perhaps he protesteth too much. Sean, agreed. Marr wanted to run a highbrow paper for the 200,000 people in the UK willing to read lengthy articles from Fisk, McCrae and so on, and pay for them. Monty wanted an aspirational lifestyle paper with articles about Rolex thefts and the like. And he had Kelvin Mackenzie on the board. All the while co-owner O'Reilly, who hated the oiks too and would eventually buy them out, sat over the water watching them drive his price down and down, as Marr begged him to come to the rescue.
  17. I'm re-reading wee Andy Marr's "My Trade", which is not a list of his favourite rent-boys but a very dull potted history of British journalism. I think he only wrote the 350+ pages so he could spend 50 of them tearing into David Montgomery, Charlie Wilson and the Mirror Group for what they did to the Indy (and Andy).
  18. When you get married, *Bob*, I shall buy you a rug. If the claret at the wake is a decent vintage I'll make sure it's a square one.
  19. St John's Wort isn't wood it.
  20. Millwall gold - start at about 40 seconds. Features an ageless George Graham and Tony.LondonSuburbs getting punched to the ground by one of his own players at 3:28. (Warning - large quantities of Danny Baker)
  21. Quite a few "artist's impressions" in that pic, I think.
  22. I think someone's been drawing on your photos, Charlie.
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