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Yeah... Meh too......:) W ? ? F

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought a "pony" was slang for fifty quid? You > know, like: > > I've got a pony in my pocket > I'll get the suitcase from the > Cos if you want the best, but you don't ask > questions > Then brother, I'm your man ...................::............... What... ...a load of "pony & trap" Really.... w**F > > No?

Mummy... I want a "pony...." W**FTM *wonders if cate wants a "pony" too* *sits on lavatory reading dishwasher catalogue, waiting for "pony" to be delivered*

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I see Woof as the kind of guy who sits on tube > seats with his legs spread really far apart and > taking up both arm rests -----------------------/-------- No... I'm a dog Cate but.... Do you sit there legs spread really far apart and taking up both arm rests ? W**F

StandAwayTM ..from the TradeMarkTM infringements.com W ? ? F.org

intexasatthe... That is a step to far (td) After all what would we collect as trophies on the way home from school (tu) ( plus even the handle grips on my Brompton bike are red elastic bands now :) ) W:)-DF

Legal.. Now, it is the season * pulls cold shower chain * But come on Ol' Phillip is rocking, try watching down an old toilet paper tube ( it cuts out the distractions ) As he leans back I swear he mouths.... "Oh fok, me back " W**F

Who, SteveT...? No, the poor man will always carry a burden http://img.listal.com/image/404519/600full-the-hunchback-of-notre-dame-photo.jpg W:)(tu)F

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > American Robin, That word is one of the mildest > used by Woof. Not a defense I know. Since he > arrived standards have started to slip. And he > takes up so much space on the page with his > postings. I'd like to know if he speaks like that > around his kids. _________________________________________________________ Poor Cate... "She should have gone to Spec Savers" Though you can post HERE & express your feelings in full W**F P.s After baking a cake, sitting reading a story , setting up bobbing for apples,then making lunch for my boys. I generally treat them to a volley of expletives & misogynistic outpourings ( to temper things off ) Really "sure" I do...(tu)

HometuckyTM.. ( don't tell Ken, he'll be spitting feathers :)) ) Being the family cook I'm always on the look out for a new supper or lunchtime treat. I can't do with buying fried chicken from a take-away but the taste is one I do hanker for, at times Yesterday we at W**Fkitchen came up with this easy "healthy baked" & great fun version A. 1 x Pack of Chicken drumsticks & thighs = 7/8 pieces Handful of flour in a med sized bowl Salt, white pepper, cayenne & cumin, paprika Baking sheet/ grease proof paper Pre-heat oven 180c/350f/gas mk 4 B. Trim the skin/fat off the chicken. Then split the drum part to the bone top to bottom, making a bone in butterfly Add a *generous amount of the seasonings to the flour , plus the salt & mix ( *this only lightly coats the meat ) Now roll & dust the Chicken in the flour/seasoning mix. Tap off the loose & set aside C. In a hot frying pan add a little oil & fry off the pieces until nicely brown. Drain on kitchen roll & set aside Take a flat tray or shallow roasting pan, line with scrunched up then smoothed out grease proof paper ( it catches the fat ) Put into the oven for 30-35 minutes ( check for tenderness ) E. They should now look all golden & HomeTuckyTM like. Serve with baked potato's / homemade chips & coleslaw salad * For added "effect" use fresh grease proof paper to line the serving bowl, pinch over some fresh thymne Ohh, and enjoy ...! We did (tu) W**F

womanofdulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is the nose/parting thing that gets me- having > been told for 40 years through various womens > magazines(Jackie onwards) that you should detract > from a large nose by not having a middle parting, > it really grates on me. > ( I have had a side parting for 40 years!!!) -------------------------------------------------------------- And... .. the nose ? W**F

So.... Really a "Death Row" http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/02/ciu/98/53/0b31f96642a0b83dcf82c110.L.jpghttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/02/ciu/09/d5/4283f96642a0b83dcf82c110.L.jpg ..kinda thingy W**F

Oh.. What time is it ? W * * F ( E h h, N o w t h i s i s f u n ) :))

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A sad fact you didn't inherit your sire's dna, > talent, and brief visit on planet earth. _______________________________________________ Ahhh... You just got to love him.. I mean I've nearly forgotten TLS already W(tu)(tu) F

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sired by a cur, > > and raised by a horrid bitch.......... > > > Interesting lineage woof. _________________________________________ SteveT.. Hardly a "cur" no.... W**F senior ( god rest his soul ) was a scholarship boy at Lancing college & won a queens award for industry by the age of 42. Mummy dearest, was just plain ol' "horrid" I'm afraid I do though forgive your ignorance, how were you to know ( other than assumption ) Lastly, how is the EX wife...? W**F

aquarius moon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't know why everybody seems to be so obsessed > with 'killing' them. They are living creatures, > same as pigeons that people also seem to have a > problem with. > You can actually buy humane traps in most DIY > shops (including one on forest hill rd.) These are > little boxes that trap the mice, so that you can > take them to the nearest park & release them. > Far kinder than letting them bleed slowly to death > after feeding them warfarin & other such poisons - > totally cruel. > -------------------------------------------------- Yes.... You can indeed buy humane traps or in dire straight use poison. It works by thinning their blood ,causing them to go into a state of forced hibernation. They don't actually bleed to death, though it does kill them. Sadly this year the population has leapt & what was a manageable problem, has for many become an over run invasion For me, a humane "cull" was necessary W**F

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > American Robin, That word is one of the mildest > used by Woof. Not a defense I know. Since he > arrived standards have started to slip. And he > takes up so much space on the page with his > postings. I'd like to know if he speaks like that > around his kids. ____________________________________________________ Oh dear..... Seems Cate's a bit "miffed" too W**F * measures post, checks directive on the use of virtual paper *

There's... * everything starts to shimmer * ...a message coming through ... http://sibbia.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/crystal-ball.jpg ..from the other side... "Is that you Grandad...? " " One tap for yes, two for no.." W**F * waits with baited breath *

jam_log Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > who would have though that a rant about droppinbg > litter after a picnis would have ended with a used > tampon in the corner of a changing room and a bum > wiping stick!! > > It never ceases to amaze me where a thread on the > EDF will go!! ------------------------------------------------------- Yes... I know BUT did that stick "grow up" expecting a fate like that..? I doubt it.. "Like a butterfly beating it's wings in Patagonia ......" Oh yeah, litter = bad (6) W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well I am, obviously, but I can't speak for my > other half.. we went our separate ways some time > ago. > > I got the bell-end. We're not in touch any more. ____________________________________________ Jeezus... Poor fellow, his must look like a saveloy with the end snapped off Still a bell end, is still a bell end I'm glad it worked out in the end W**F

Have... ..a photo done of yourself wearing "it" Put this on your work desk Then sell the "thing" End of.. Next ? W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm the cojoined ones - middle and second from > left. > > We were born joined at the bell-end, meaning all > our trousers had to be specially made - at great > expense. __________________________________________________ Yes... That's nice, are you trannies still ? W**F

My Horrid Mother... She bought a house from an Archiect, oh & how she crowed about it's loveliness ... Well until the day she moved in that was, he'd stripped the place bare; handles, towel rails, thermostatic rad valves He even took the flex from the light fittings... She was a bit "miffed" to say the least... ( I was " surprisingly "overjoyed & if I ever feel down, that still makes me smile :)) ) W**F

Which one.... ....is you *Bob*..? W**F

sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Eastenders are re-filming a scene where Lucas > murders a prostitute that was meant be shown this > week I think. > > What I like is when soaps have special add in bits > when a big event has happened like in Eastenders > someone said "did you hear Michael Jackson was > dead?" or something similar. Makes me chuckle. i > don't watch it often - promise. ___________________________________________________ Yeah... I like that too, apparently he's ( Lucas ) now going to be swimming down a mile or so ( without an aqualung ) to fix an oil pipe line I mean HOW "real" is that..? W**F P.S Micheal Jackson is dead....like really, for real ?