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No.... I witnessed a "lady" wiping her backside with a stick in Camberwell Now that is Sub-Low... W**F

I hate... bloomin' Mice... http://static.fancydress.com/resources/ecommerce/images/products/907/426/img426907/product-enlarged.jpg We were invaded by the pesky things this winter & it's taken ages to get rid of them So far 3 big boxes of poison (= 1.5kg ) plus numerous "customised" traps & endless corpses And still we battle on... Though we now have two KittenAssassinsTM who seem rather keen on murder So we shall see... W**F

KatsTM Way better than ordinary moggies I train them in mercenary style warfair & then hire them out Can you afford them though, it ain't cheap but.... Scratch ,scratch ,nibble..... Yikes, mouse in the house W**F

Did you know.. You can cook a whole salmon wrapped in foil in a dishwasher Indeed W**F

Oh Lordy... I have seen the future....? As Malfoy is to Harry, so Northcote Rd is to LSL I have spotted this beast "STALKING" the street.... http://www.velovision.com/storyimages/2009/taga/taga2.jpghttp://www.missioncycles.co.uk/images/tagal.jpg Move over "Bugaboo".....It's COMING THROUGH W:'(:-S F

Try.. Evans at the cut in Waterloo, they have two shops. One of which sells last years or end of line models Look out for the range of Scott bikes, good spec & good value plus V light I now they are a big chain, but I have found them alright to deal with I bought a Specialized "Sirus" from them...... Oh I loved that bike, whoever stole it "may your balls/lady garden jangle in hell" Here is the link Lastly, I bought my Brompton on E-Bay ( the guy was a city gent of the old school who lived in Surrey ) " Rather...what.." W**F

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > See the thread in items offered section on > Sausages. There are some hot 'bad boy' ones > offered........ ____________________________________________________ Yes Cate.. ( here's the link...eh "geddit" links/sausages ) http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,472148 Anyway... Poor ol' Lilly though, you certainly had her on the ropes ;-) Lastly... We tried the " SHITO " sauce last night , LadyW**F lost a contact lens whilst coughing from the heat, which is always a good sign ( it is not though for the faint hearted ::o ) W**F

Today.. 13:10 pm http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4042/4664280463_eaef4064c0_m.jpg W**F

I think.... F-ilm-s R GR8

Oh....So brng WF

OMG We're all on the same "gear".... http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4049/4663782103_8c844528e4_m.jpg A "head" in that very Sainsbo's pointed me toward this....and at ? 2.79 a hit, well "I'm soooo lovin' this thread.." ( oh, I started it..I know but..) W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I meant, of course.. Fu Chi Chilli Bean Sauce -------------------------------- OMG I am eating a cheese sandwich which contains this very sauce whilst reading your post "live" on the forum *Bob* ( though I over did it somewhat & each bite is like swallowing a hot rivet ) I am going for an MRI brain scan at 6:00 pm *wonders if the sauce has any side effect* W**F

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BUT this is for serious ADDICTION & dipping a few > cheese & onion crisps into some pretty pickle like > "Branston > > It is a sauce not a pickle, much like the OK > Fruity you brandish yourself further up :)) And > really you should not be seasoning your misfired > insult with references to crisps of any kind ................................................. Simon Hmm....agreed it's not a pickle BUT In a game of "naked sauce poker" where would it get you Exactly, you'd be running naked through the woods whilst wearinga burning tyre Still "crisps" are a whole other thread ( tbc ) W**F with a burnin > flavour....*shudder*!

Really That's HOT * fans mouth * Sorry can't hardly talk, sauce testing Arghhhh http://mulliganauctioneering.com/wb/media/magnifying_glass_sm.jpg W**F

All.. ..a bit Milton Keynes or Crawley Town for me Bland & off the peg developer "carc" Still not in my back yard, so who cares W**F

Did you know...? There are at least ( at my last count anyway ) 42 Ass Kickin ------ chilli sauces 1 Baboon Ass Gone Rabid Hot Sauce 1 Ass Blaster Hot Sauce w/ Wooden Outhouse 20 Mad dogs 1 57 Mad Dog Collector's Edition - Hot Sauce with Gun Keychain 1 Camel Toe Hot Sauce And.... my favorites of the day 1 Dickhead with Bin Laden Hot Sauce, 5oz. 1 Golden Beaver w/ 24k gold flakes, w/Belt Buckle W**F

Scot I can't make it today as planned So take the day off & I'll try to get in tomorrow & yes I will bring my silver shears to cut the opening ribbon w**F

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Branston Fruity __________________________________ Simon... * head gently tilting to one side * Now please sit down, there's something I need to get straight Dear boy, I suspect that you are a little lonely & joining a self help group made you feel wanted... BUT this is for serious ADDICTION & dipping a few cheese & onion crisps into some pretty pickle like "Branston" won't hurt anyone. I mean even a two year old can safely do that Now go on with you ......"Branston Fruity" I ask you... W**F * rolls eyes *

Stand back....? I have returned from my crusade to that old "Town of China".....ChinaaTownTM With me I bring more sauces & palette revivers, ticklers & tongue fancies of the day I do appreciate the interest in this sauceappreciationsocietyTM I hunted high , I hunted low & bagged a new savory so savory, it is to be savored http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4056/4657531806_2451302dbf_m.jpg This is a "Colemans" that I've not seen before, bagged her in "Loon Fung"...lovely plumage..what http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4027/4657531544_5450604f84_m.jpg Shang La.Fermented soya bean & chilli, "she's a looker & a go-er ..eh" http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4657531320_3b93b22bc4_m.jpg MSG free chilli oil +W**FcustomisingTM..just add two cloves of garlic, ignore her a bit & off you go..."rather" Yes, I know all beautiful trophies, add a plate of cold cuts on a Monday, some cheese on a Tuesday & a little pie on a Thursday. Before you know it... ....Y-es, It's the week-end again & who could knock that..Ehh..? * kisses jars goodnight * " Until tomorrow my sweets, 'till tomorrow " W**F? * turns light out, trips up the stairs *

ryedalema Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But as our nearly-3 year old's favourite saying is > 'for f**k's sake the pooter's broken again', I > think we're down for a parenting prize anyhow. (My > husband's fault - honest!) ____________________________________________________ I seriously.. ..had to "revise" my creative use of language when.. my 3 year old would pipe up " bloody idiot/silly f'in cow " if I "beeped" the horn on my car ( though having "Capitol Radio" on is far, far worse ;-) IMHO ) W**F

Hot Sauce..... ( a thread for addicts only ) I do love a sauce me. Ketchups, browns, reds, thick & thin, smooth or paste like I am a self anointed KondimentKingTM & the shelves of my Royale? larder are heaving; a veritable grand tour of taste & "tang" * rises from chair & stands, hand on heart... tears welling in the eyes * "MY NAME IS WOOF....I AM AN ADDICT.." There I've said & I'm not ashamed but as with all "heads" ( regal or not ) I am always on the look out for a new addition. I swear I'm missing the "one" & today I will venture out to find it . Every country it seems add their own twist to the theme & China town is the gift that always gives BUT therein lies the rub. What happens is an un-branded "gem" gets hidden in the darker reaches of the W**F stores, it quietly matures & when found is consumed with such vigor that another is soon needed. I now photograph them for reference but replacing them is always fraught & tricky ( but never dull ) On my TopTableTM & by Royale? appointment are... HP brown, Heinz Tomato ketchup, Daddies red & brown & of course Lea & Perrins ( remove these from your arsenal at your peril ) In an up & coming class of their own... Levis Roots Jerk/BBq ,Tomato Ketchup & Love apple Tomato ketchup But these are the masters of the black arts, the "Ninjas" of the table... Jamacia Joe's Hot* Mustard sauce. An un-branded Ground chilli/fried garlic, plus two Mandarin divas, Hot fermented bamboo shoots & the mushroomy Jah-Jan All UTTERLY delicious but are there any others I should be coveting..? "HELP ME....." please, I need it.. W**F? ( *not for the faint hearted ) www.hotsauceaddicts.com ( though I'm not if sure they have a "Hot line" yet..(tu) ) Plus a random "addiction" play

Yeah right.... But you still buy "The Star" W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Facebook status updates that make specific > reference to someone thats not even on there as a > "friend" .....why bother? > > eg. "Love you mom, you're the best" > > I hate that I do. _______________________________________ Me too... ..as my mum's a freakin' bitch anyway God if she facedbooked me, holy moly I'd reverse birth her... * slathers on vaseline * W**F

No-it ( is that a word ..? ) Hey ho... Ermm Ok...."Dead" W**F

expat Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > >"Winning" song by Germany was written by an > english songwriter > American and Danish I thought. Julie Frost and > John Gordon __________________________________________ OK..... I made that bit up ( though the names look english, which is good enough ) I could have used "google" I suppose but I just couldn't be ar5ed Cheers "expat" W**F