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No... Eggnog What kinda party is this ? The Dog

SB I just don't sleep so deep anymore unless the children are at Grannies "Vespers" tea is good but it can leave me a bit "woooooosy" in the morning No pills though, that path nearly did for me many years ago If you are really struggling cut out the caffeine ( it genuinely hurts though ) completely for a while & yes even that first morning one I know it's hard but it does work The Dog

Jennifer Are you doing shorter lessons for younger students 30-40 minutes ? W**F

It's.. Like saying "Do you want to be stung by a bee or a wasp ? " It's as crappy as before but in a slightly different crappy way The Dog x

Hmmmm... Did you know that the "original" soundtrack was a saw whirring at full belt..? At a last minute production meeting the producer said... "For F- sake turn that fkn saw off...NOW...." One of the "grips" was playing the now infamous tune on his mouth organ whilst sitting on the bog ( it was curry night on set the previous day ) Once the farts were edited out, they had a "hit" The rest as they say " is history " W**F * closes third eye *

Is... He invited..?

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It.. It grows on you * imagines Wagner played on a saw, closes eyes & sways head * Trust me The Dog X

I think it's time to say...... *drum roll* "WILLY" *boom-tish* "I thank you" W**F

eater81 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Went to vote earlier at the polling station in > Dulwich Village, never seen such a shambles in my > life! ----------------------------------------------------------- I know... The "curtains" were awful For that alone I voted LibDem ( you watch, they'll have some Ikea blinds up in no time ) W**F

(play clip, sound up full, then read) SORRY... "I CAN'T HEAR YOU..." " WHAT ELECTION...?" A W**F TM PRODUCTION? * files nails, places feet in a footspa *

Yes.. It's terrible, my ( horrid ) Mother used to do it... http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000527283/polls_granny_finger_5422_194108_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg And look how she's turned out.... W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There once was a poster called Daizie, > Who some thought a little bit crazy, > She talked about poo, > And having more than one loo, > Which sometimes made my brain go hazy. > > But now she is ill, > And unable to "chill", > Her fans miss her wit, > Albeit bum-tit. > > She can't post at the mo, > And we miss her so, > And I'm feeling on edge, > Think - the state of her hedge! > > Oh Daizie get well, > Come back and give hell, > So we can get pissed, > Coz you truly are missed. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was yesterday, 04:53pm by Ladymuck. ____________________________________________ My God... And that's the "edited" version Ermmmm....How "good" was it before ? (I know this is one of those pot & kettle situations...but ) W**F * saws own leg off, whilst sucking arsenic lollipop *

Oh Katie... IF only we could get a picture of "Ed" doing the "thumbs up" It would make the front page (somewhere) W**F

Out.. Out came our leader called Gordon who....

It's ... An easy ( see below ) vehicle for knocking the BBC http://www.trojanhorseantiques.com/TrojanHorseMythImage.jpg A civil demonstration in a country renowned for them, taken over by violence & murder, of which 99.9% protesters are rightly appalled by I heard it on "BBC London" as the event progressed, from Greek reporters on the phone at the event How's that played down by the BBC then..? W**F

___http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4582048787_3a6f07d117_m.jpg A pack of whole meal bread wraps ( from my fridge ) http://www.peterandre.com/peter-andre/images/morfeoshow/t4_beach_par-8382/big/beach200.jpg Peter Andre Ok he doesn't have the "Lemon yellow" eyes ( I know that....) But.... They could be "twins" ( if you were drunk enough ) W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > His real name is Idris..... > > > wot were his parents thinking. ____________________________________ Well.... Soz to "dis" an all that But I heard him in another interview & his real name isn't really "Idris" And yes he was acting a bit of a cock on JR ( which in it's self is a "cock" show ) But as mrs woof said.. "It's not the acting bit I'm interested in......" Soooo, make of that what you will ( dirty cow ) W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am cool - Quids is not. In a nutshell, there you > have it. _____________________________________________________ I .... Definitely second that.. Just remind me though "What was the question ..." I am VERY not cool, no Many other things, but not COOL W**F *imagines gordon brown & john prescott in single bed, together*

Nice one... Lovely, thanks for that "Steve" "You do know how to tell 'em..." *rubs back of neck, shuffles feet, ducks bottle * http://www.tvacres.com/images/greeting_lurch2.jpg Now tell us that one about "Myra Hindley" It's been ages..... W**F * imagines david cameron & gordon brown on the toilet together *

Garden Man Have you met "Burnt Face Man" http://www.burntfaceman.com/burntfacemanhead.png He may be on your case soon.. Along with Man-Spider... W**F Garden question ( incase admin are beaking in at me )...err.. Oh yeah, can I grow herbs in a shoe....I mean, an old basin ?

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBCiplayer for me - unshaven you say..? _______________________________________ Maybe..? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Q8aWGY6RqPY/SjaRTvsXBtI/AAAAAAAAFWw/g1h71lGp2Wk/s400/schick-quattro-trimstyle2.jpg Maybe not.... W**F

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Based on Woof's picture then the only thing to do > when voting is remember the old rhyme: > > - If it's yellow, let it mellow > - If it's Brown, flush it down ______________________________________________ If it's BLUE...? "Go to hospital PDQ" W**F

What.... "Willy" No I'm saving that for later "Wil....." Ohhhh ......I nearly said it there W**F

Unsurprisingly.... I do often ( like everyday ) see "things" that look like other "things" In fact many objects are deliberately designed to be "anthropomorphic" So last night when placing some "3D glasses" on my kettle ( as you do ) just before bed ... I was struck with how much it looked like the guy from the " Black Eyed Peas " KETTLE.I.AM http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4578448968_2d39d10f4e_m.jpghttp://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/42562311/william+will_i_am300x450.jpg WILL.I.AM Which was " Nice "...... Now, who's for a nice cuppa & a couple of "humps"...? W**F * feels another "creative/manic" period about to descend *