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Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Eyesore. ________________________ Try these... http://www.firstaidwarehouse.co.uk/pic/280x280/00/77/optrex_eye_drops_sore_eyes_10ml_77.jpg W**F

Basically... You're looking for "near murderous emotional retards" to humiliate on Satellite TV They can then be left to ridicule in their own community, once the show goes out Before being incarcerated "for their own safety" Well you won't find anyone like that in East Dulwich No, try "Sydenham" ( where I live ) W**F

You know... I'm looking for a new "direction" this year http://woondu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/great_talent-375x500.jpg What's the remuneration scale ? W**F

OK... Bait taken..blah...blah Interesting question ( should you wish to canvass it around Dagenham ) Q. Is this fish a "Tory" http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/images/051007_robot_fish.jpg A. Who knows ? but as it's blue, more than likely.....! What's your next subject matter BtB ? " Should Lesbians be Mothers" Or "Is there a man under that Burka" ( I won't hold my breath ) W**F

Really... ( as matron would say at school) It's just "attention seeking" She could misdiagnose any condition at 20 paces Very rarely did anyone get to mess up that perfect infirmary. Come on Brum , Mummy will collect you soon W**F

Brum... Not enough alcholhol...? ( get that spelling ) What are you stupid, I bet you felt un-well & stopped drinking Nurofen & PCM together for 3 days Then a bender, then a curry Top that off with sex, then if you die Well, it will be with a smile on your face NEXT.... W**F

Chin up Tarot... The future's bright , it's in the cards.... ( hey how spooky/ coincidence is that...) I promise more nonsense , honest Give me a subject, I'll deride or pick it to pieces ( which ever is easiest ) W**F

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you are stuck for something to do tonight > Rosie, Caddyshack is on ITV at the mo. Excellent > golf and comedy combo. Don't miss it. ____________________________________________________ Hey... If not catch the "golf and comedy XXXX combo" sequel "April's Augusta" in "Every Hole's a Goal" starring Tiger "Wood" Woods Boy & can he deliver that "bat"...... Ohhh.. makes the eyes water W**F

Ohh ... Joy, "downward dog" But is that Bikram in a room at 105 degrees Bikrams triangle ....& "hold" W**F *pheeeeeeewwww*

Or.... Two ten pound bags of "Skag" on Friday Wake up Monday Train of remorse home for her by lunchtime W**F

I know.... I love me too RosieH But enough of all this "talking about myself" Now it's your turn to talk about me W**F (did you get my pm ? a simple yes will suffice...mwahhh.. mwahhhh )

RosieH I know Andystar is, how shall I put it " A lost sock in the tumble drier of love" I think he'd like to meet up with your "pal" Who knows though they might a perfect "odd pair" It happens.... W**F (pm'd you)

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woof, sometimes I think you might actually be a > bitch ________________________________________________ Yeah... "Whatever" W**F *sniggers*

Like... I can't wait...! W**F

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My dear old dad is the king of 'past its sell by > date' foods. The majority of anything in his > cupboards was a few years out- shame he didn't > have an original Wispa, I reckon that it would > have fetched a bit on ebay. ____________________________________________________ Andy... There's a pattern here in your family, things being left on the shelf as it were It's up to you Andy to break it; come on step out of your wrapper & "reinvent yourself" Turn from a stiff old "Marathon" into a dynamic "Snickers bar" "Get some nuts" as Mr T would say You know you can... W**F

Ruth... First I feel for you , sleep depravation is a killer. That said even short sleep needs to be good quality. I have been hands on with all tasks with MicroW**F 1 & 2. & both boys are very different characters. Thing is, all 3 in a bed together mechanically just doesn't work, two big adults plus one small size baby is a recipe for broken , demanding & dissatisfying "sleep" or is it just passing out with exhaustion ? Fair but firm is how life seems to work most harmoniously. I would start as you mean to go on,put him in his own cot at the foot of the bed. You need your bed to rest in & it's your sacred place. He will learn to love his cosy little basket, then his cot & finally a big boys bed. I know couples who have continued under duress to share the bed & eventually it has driven them to distraction, the little prince sadly becomes a wedge between the parents. The tears of fustration from the adults follows as they try to break the habit and regain some sense of them selves, often too late. Yes you will get people telling you "I had all mine in our bed until they were..bla..bla " and that might be true however, most of the real world doesn't. Boys need to develop a sense of calm , nurtured independence. It starts in your own cot in Mum & Dads room, moving gently through each stage & into their own space. Lastly knackered parents are no use to anyone, let alone them selves. You sound like a good Mum to me & boys like to be shown how to please their Mothers. I know it's tough, parenting is. But you will get through it. Lastly chuck Gina Ford in the bin, she never had kids her self anyway Chin up....you can do it(tu) W**F

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The horse I saw him on was brown? _________________________________________ So..... They did eat the white one W**F

Really.. Did they eat his white horse though ? That would have been unpalatable W**F

Ok... http://images2.cafepress.com/product/414844032v3_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg W**F

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh Woof ... > Not at all my dear...proceed as follows: > > *Checks messages* > *sighs* _______________________________________ *Panics* *Eats button* W**F

d_c Give him time "lord" he needs it Then check his "details" stich by stich Not up to scratch ..? Then well (loake) boot him out W**F

Yes... I shall now think of it like this...."yes....ha...." http://thescope.ca/photos/oct0809/owl.jpg FMSW..... W**F * bangs head against painted breeze block wall *

Acid Casual Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > By the way, it has just occurred to me - and maybe > one of the more legally minded professionals can > confirm/challenge this view, but if the loans > company is an any way acting contrary to the > spirit rather than the letter of the law (by being > oblique in their terms or misleading) there might > be a fair few loopholes to look into. > > I'm sure I read of a case where this happened > recently. The loan company was deemed to have > acted illegally and the debt was written off. > > Not to want to get anyone's hopes up unduly, but > I'm sure the CAB or Consumer Direct might be able > to help. > > Just a thought... _____________________________________________________ I think... What you'll find is the debt is not enforceable/ collectable , it isn't written off Set aside maybe , for now Be very cautious here W**F

Ohhh katie1997... All at sea my dear...? Proceed as follows.. Mayday message Say slowly and clearly: ?Mayday, Mayday, Mayday? ?This is (name of vessel)? [spoken three times] ?Mayday? Your vessel's name, call sign and MMSI number [spoken once] Your position The nature of distress [for example, ?the boat is sinking?] Immediate assistance required How many people are on board Any other information ?Over? Add salt to rice, boil for 12 minutes As you do... W**F * checks bush *

I passed it today... I realised it actually looks more like a giant "cigarette lighter" than a pen or a lipstick Which is nice...! W**F