Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When I was 18 I was seeing this lad (Jim) and we > went to visit his folks in Leicester and went out > with his mates in the evening. Both of us were > totally plastered and got in quite late. He had a > single bed in his room and it was downstairs. > > For some reason when his Mum went to bed she set > the house alarm. I woke up in the middle of the > night feeling a bit queasy and had to leg it to > the bathroom. As I opened the bedroom door I set > the house alarm off, so ran back in to the bedroom > in an attempt to wake Jim. Was unsuccessful and > following my exertions had to throw up. I grabbed > the nearest receptacle and was sick - in to a half > pint glass. > > At this stage I was in a bit of a quandary as I > didn't really want to leave a half pint of vomit > in the bedroom all night, so decided that his Mum > must have switched the alarm off and proceeded to > head towards the bathroom. I opened the door and > off went the alarm. Was straight back in to the > room, glass down on the table and again tried to > wake Jim. No luck, heard his Mum come down again > to reset the alarm. At this stage I decided to > resign myself to the fact that I'd have to deal > with it in the morning. > > I went to move the glass from the table I left it > on but it had gone. Turned out I'd missed the > table and it had gone all over the floor. I gave > up and got in to bed. > > Woke up about three hours later, to discover that > Jim had done his usual trick when drunk and pissed > the bed. I got out, found a spare quilt and slept > on the floor (away from the sick). Jim woke up the > next morning to find himself in a rather damp bed > with a nasty hangover. When expressing his disgust > with himself, I then decided to tell him.... > > "yeah, and you were sick!!" Hilarious story. Jim sounds a good sort. Why not bring him to the next drinks.