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Beeb reporting that China saying only 8 new cases reported...

predictaddict haven't updated Week 24 points, still showing the postponed City v Arsenal game. I'll hold back on posting this weeks fixtures as I expect the Premier League will suspend the season until further notice...

If they're worried about the dog crapping everywhere and making a mess, they ain't seen nothing yet...

*Spots Louisa make a bolt for the laundry room after realising she threw her grandchild's used Pampers down the laundry shoot by mistake...*

*Spots Louisa throwing her laundry down the shoot, hears muffled ooooohs and ahhhhhhs...*

JohnL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I got a bit Priti Patelish I'm afraid :) > > I'll go back to Roy Jenkins GB is the bouncer, I'm sure you'd make a better Roy Jenkins than Priti Patel though...:)

I prefer my bouncers Golden...

It will be interesting to see how the EU react to what Austria has apparently said in that it will close it's border to Italians, therefore a loss of Freedom of Movement. Are they happy to waiver that principle albeit temporarily?...

A lot of people quickly forget how the hardcore Brextremists think, right from the start of the referendum campaign they have played the blame game, so just as Covid 19 could be used as an excuse to extend the June deadline, it could also equally be used i.e. a C19 inspired economic slump, to blame and bury the effects of a No Deal Brexit...

Another bad week for me so far and having a shocker in the Fantasy too, better avoid Cheltenham...

*After turning round startled and accidentally knocking stanley clean out, decides to put him in the laundry shoot in the hope that the shock of waking up among Louisa's smalls will make him forget about the secret stash...*

ED Bird Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Real residents of East Dulwich are far too busy > living their lives. I meet them on a daily basis & > none of them take this forum seriously. Sounds like you've got a bit of a cliqu? going on there Birdy...

*Checks coast is clear, tiptoes into loo and places Andrex Aloe Vera Super Soft Velvety Quilted toilet roll behind secret tiled access panel. Washes hands for 20 seconds singing There'll Always Be An England...*

The virus could also allow the Gov to extend without losing face with the loony tunes...

The First rule of Troll Club: If an early hours, half-pissed thread falls flat on it's arse, troll a Brexit thread...

Are you using a cordless landline phone?...

*Sprays disinfectant everywhere...*

Isn't that one of the first symptoms? *Hides in the Quiet Room...*

Surely public transport is the biggest risk, the tube and buses at the best of times are breeding grounds for every bug going...

predictaddict is missing next Weds fixture, so a keep a lookout for it appearing sometime. Week 25 fixtures... Saturday 7th March Liverpool v AFC Bournemouth Arsenal v West Ham United Crystal Palace v Watford Sheffield United v Norwich City Southampton v Newcastle United Wolverhampton Wanderers v Brighton & Hove Albion Burnley v Tottenham Hotspur Sunday 8th March Chelsea v Everton Manchester United v Manchester City Monday 9th March Leicester City v Aston Villa Wednesday 11th March Manchester City v Arsenal

Week 24 points... Week 24 table...

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh Seabag, don't you realise the baby was probably > ordered by Cummings? It's the sort of announcement > that can be kept up the sleeve for a good while, > to be used to deflect attention from other > 'negative' stories. Perfect weekend for it. The sprog is also due to be dropped in early summer, which just happens to be around the time of the No Deal deadline. Still, look on the positive side, it makes a change for him to publicly acknowledge he's got one of his floozies up the duff...

Friday night game. Week 24 fixtures... Friday 28th February Norwich City v Leicester City Saturday 29th February Brighton & Hove Albion v Crystal Palace AFC Bournemouth v Chelsea Newcastle United v Burnley West Ham United v Southampton Watford v Liverpool Sunday 1st March Everton v Manchester United Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers

Week 23 points... Week 23 table...

Every situation is unique, I've known houses in the same street have totally different foundation designs for near identical extensions, so one should always employ a structural engineer to design the foundations and structural framework to suit the local conditions, rather than rely on what other people have done. A SE will carry out preliminary checks/tests on the soil conditions, for instance a common problem in London is tree roots causing the clay soil to 'dessicate', thus making it unsuitable for standard deep foundations, and instead requiring a series of very deep pile foundations. A SE will also allow for differential movement between the old and new, as should any decent builder e.g. movement joints...