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Check out the red squirrels on Brownsea Island...

I always check out Trusted Reviews for their recs on anything techy, this is a very recent review they have done for mid-range smartphones... https://www.trustedreviews.com/best/best-mid-range-smartphones-3607758

While husband Bob is busy dib dibbing, Mrs Buzzard, with tape in hand, invites some builders round to measure up... ''Ok, after 3, let's see which one of you can provide me with the best rear extension...''

Anyone else playing 'Bl0w-In Bingo'? I just need ''rip-off'' for all 4 corners...

Remember Bob, no more 'woggle waving' incidents this year please, Brown Owl wasn't impressed...

Studland is very picturesque and has a nice nature reserve, or if you prefer your wildlife another way you can let it all hang out at the beach...:)

The saddest thing I've ever seen...

Similar odds as to Johnson knowing how many children he's sired...

I would rather not go back to the old French House...

Deadpan humour at it's finest, I'm even going to forego a possible hundred so I can share the love now...

That you read The S*n says it all...

A well known Camberwell pub is named after George Canning, the Prime Minister with the total shortest period in office, whose sole term lasted 119 days. Here's hoping they have reason to rename it Boris Johnson...

I used to live next door to an MP and got the tell tell click on the phone whenever I used my landline. I hope they enjoyed the 0898 chats...

The S*n to hold leadership debate and unsurprisingly Johnson agrees to this one. Billionaire pulling the strings of millionaire...

Anyway, this all has the feeling of the last days of Rome for the Tory party, just today there's been a Tory MP suspended, a Tory MP deselected, a Tory MP sending abusive texts to another MP, and now PM in waiting having a domestic...

I reckon it's Brunswick Park, same pillars, door colour and park opposite...

TV footage showed him coming out of a raised ground floor entrance with pillars, opposite a large green space/park, didn't look like the Grove but can't think where it might be in that area...

Dulwich Basil Brush is overcome with excitement as he's about to install Windows 10 Version 1952 aka, Brexit for Dummies... ''How to Brexit, Part 1...Stock up on beef dripping, pork scratchings and bread pudding.....oooh, I'm already welling up with the nostalgia!''

Interesting editorial from the Evening Standard... Mr Johnson is the candidate who has the most room for manoeuvre to get the country out of the Brexit mess. That may seem a paradox, as the one who helped get us into that mess, and who again today says he wants ?to get Brexit done by October 31?. But he is careful not to ?guarantee? that date ? Mr Johnson may be loose with words when it comes to the fates of others but never when it comes to his own. Ask yourself which of these potential prime ministers is most likely to persuade the Conservative party to vote for a repacked version of the existing deal? The one with the greatest credibility with hard Brexiteers. Indeed, which of these possible leaders could you imagine making the even bigger leap and asking the country again for its views? The candidate who first came up with the idea of two referendums back in early 2016. Of course, he denies all this ? and, like the other candidates, promises to get a renegotiated withdrawal agreement out of the EU. Perhaps he will. Most likely he will not. But one thing is for sure, having finally arrived in Downing Street, Mr Johnson won?t be in a hurry to leave it. Opportunism knocks.

More honesty on our Brexit plight in a 15-min #R4today interview with Dutch PM Mark Rutte than we will hear in a 6-week Tory leadership contest He?s clearly better qualified for No 10 than any of the candidates! If only our own politicians treated the public like grown-ups and had an honest conversation about the realities of Brexit. Even Rory Stewart trying to play the honesty card had his own unicorn of saying he would get May's deal through parliament. As much as I dislike him, a part of me will be pleased when Johnson becomes PM, as he will finally have to own and deal with the clusterfuck he's created, and hopefully it will see him kicked out on his lying backside in 6 months time...

Definitely not Rocket, leaves are too shiny... http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1380/2059/products/wild_grande.jpg?v=1517222222 If no joy on here, take a cutting and ask a local garden centre or email them, the staff at West Dulwich seem to know their onions...

Tory Brexiter MPs democratically voted against a Brexit deal...fuckwits

Brian from Westlife hasn't aged well...

These lunatics will decide our next PM...