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(was going to be facetious and put P4!...but I'll desist...for the moment) Theatre

(I know reetpetite...he's incorrigible...) Jack

reggie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I also read this in wikipedia > > "In 2005, the Leader of the Islamic Republic of > Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has issued the Fatwa > that the production, stockpiling and use of > nuclear weapons are forbidden under Islam and that > Iran shall never acquire these weapons." *huge burst of laughter* You've just reminded me of that fabulous comedienne from Iran (sorry forgotten her name)...she commented once that "the British" always seemed to get Iraq and Iran confused...and then went on to say that she couldn't understand why...distinguishing between the two countries was easy...she said: Iran is the country WITH the weapons of mass destruction! (Well I found that funny).

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shhh careful what you say reggie, they might put > one of those things that they put on Salmon > Rushdee...........Do'h D'oh indeed! Now, Mr. T...re: Posted by: SteveT Today, 12:54PM I have yet to find it beneficial to my cause, to have the law on my side reggie. Erm...what "cause" would that be? *awaits response with impatience*

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FABULOUS!!!! Delighted you are still with us...whoever you are. You have quite a following you know. Now you must not worry...I will not let "them" take you away...oh no...we are having a whip-round on the Forum as I speak for the release of your beloved zimmerframe. Oh yes, first things first. With regard to your plea of "insanity", I have consulted with the Forum's hot-shot lawyers and they advise that, unless you really do wish to spend your final days in a psychiatric hospital (which, frankly - given your zest for life - I find unlikely), you should perhaps consider using "temporary mental impairment" as a mitigating factor. Such a tactic may lead you to receive a reduced sentence...and, if you are able to charm "them" off their feet as you have done us, then you might even be able to get off with a suspended sentence...though you would have to exercise some restraint during the duration of such a sentence. Keep in touch...and keep em coming. xxxx PS: did you really place condoms into people's trolleys when they weren't looking? Oh dearie dearie me... *massive burst of laughter*

(Good evening reetpetite, haven't seen you in a while) pint

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(absolutely correct...it is bonsoir...) matters ?

(bonhour Poubelle x) half

(ahem...some of you might not get this...my apologies in advance) Cumberland

Oh Lawd help us all... *now rolling around on floor absolutely doubled up laughing/crying*

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's with your dual postings of late quids? Tis just a nervous stutter he's developed since losing his touch at the 100s game...he keeps napping you see...no wonder all and sundry are beating him at his own game...poor old ????...tis all getting a bit much... *still chortling*

reggie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BTW how about these as new ideas for group names: > Sharialaw-u-like or maybe RADICALMUSLIMS-R-US > I cant wait Behave yourself!! *grins*

(hmmmm....) software

reggie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Try changing the law. Ha! Until today, I would have laughed (in agreement) at that comment - given the process/length of time usually involved for changing UK law. However, since the UK Government got their Home Office lawyers to draw up the necessary parliamentary order so that the ban against Islam4UK could take place within days, I am not laughing now. Oooh no, not at all.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To illustrate...there's been a 498 (word > association) sitting there for 20 mins and still > there....can I bump it? NO. I'm going to have to > let it go as I need to go to bed and have > integrity.... > > > Rools IS ROOLS LadyM > > *Walks further up mountain marked moral high > ground* Pah! As I said to you before...worth every bit of telling off...am still chuckling a day later... Besides...I aint seen no rools...you make them up as you go along don't you? Anyway, now that you have explained that particular rule, I shall abide in future (*big fat sheepish grin*) Tis a good game though...love it... *curled up laughing*

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 500 *loud piercing scream* vehicle

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lush

*remains in hiding listening to the sound of (sour) grapes being pelted against the palace gates* *sends thank you note to PGC via carrier pigeon*

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