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brum wrote: >Being called 'Arfa Chipolata' is much, much worse... Extracted from: http://www.recipetips.com/glossary-term/t--33941/chipolata-sausage.asp "Chipolata Sausage A small pork sausage native to Mexico, that is highly seasoned with various spices, such as chives, cloves, coriander, mace, onion, thyme, and chili peppers. Typically made into lengths that are 1 to 3 inches long..." *attempts to clear throat* ahem...my maths was never any good...but...half a chipolata?...that is cruel

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daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > blood Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was today, 12:03am by daizie. Oh blast...you decided to edit too...oh what a bloody pig's ear!

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dog boots?? sorry - had a fit! I could have sworn I saw "wellington"...so I went back and edited...but am too late...oh dear..

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brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >...in fact the > thought of being 'virtually' strip searched sounds > quite interesting! I can imagine adopting > muscleman poses (without the muscles, > unfortunately). *laughs* Well...you do make it sound quite funny...however, I would be careful about how you go about mocking...I can just hear the scanning personnel saying "now will you keep still Mr. Brum otherwise we will have to proceed to the next stage"...though perhaps you might enjoy that stage even more! >Or am I just an extrovert? *contemplates hard*...hmmmmm

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PeckhamRose Wrote: > ...what the flip do I do > with forty A5 size page a day diaries?! Do what Kenneth Williams did...hang on to them...so they can be published after your death and we can then see what you got up to...hee hee Or you could burn them and place the ashes around fruit trees and/or rose bushes...they'll love it!

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's no big deal really. Not as if they are asking > you to strip off! You say that but: "The scans have been described by critics as a 'virtual strip search', outlining every contour of the body in detailed anatomical images". Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239781/Longer-queues-flights-UK-introduces-airport-scanners.html#ixzz0bOStwWSM

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Doesnt matter to me , iv'e no intention of flying > . Really daizie? Why ever not?

woofmarkthedog Wrote: > ...imagine the shame of the "odd" concealed sock > being revealed Do men actually stick socks down their pants? > > Tom Jones will be horrified does he?

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brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > :(I don't care - I'm used to it. Brum...it's quality not quantity that matters...unless... *tries absolute darndest not to laugh*

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brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Besides I've nothing to hide, other > than my tiny willy. Exactly! The very idea of airport staff pointing and laughing at your tiny willy! Oh, it's too terrible to contemplate.

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PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yep. And they'll be on record for ever. *shrieks in horror* FOREVER??!!! Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! > I'm gonna be dead in 30ish years. I have to put > this in perspective. Practical as always...with added humour...unfortunately the whole thing actually petrifies me (melodramatic I know...but it does)...oh dearie dearie me...

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It does me, but least they'll be able to tell me > which pocket me bloody phone's in. That's funny! *laughs heartily* > Already every time I go to see rellies in USA I > get my fingerprints checked and my irises checked. Yes but there's a difference between having one's irises/fingerprints checked and having ones bosoms/fanny scrutinized! No?

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...to be increased at airports? Does this bother any of you?...it certainly does me.

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