daizie
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Well I do now LM . I did wonder if you were implying that i was a 'ponce'. If anyone did think i was a 'ponce' then do let it out .
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If anyone at the 'picnic' or beyond has got the hump with me just say it
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It was there on the table. You could have had some if you wanted it . You alright ? Eaten too much cheese or what ??
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Oy at least i turned up within the hour !
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What you on about LM? I brought Vodka and Coke .
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Hahaha love it waynetta
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Well if i make it, i will no doubt be my usual hardcore self, and offer an 'old loaf of bread from the freezer' never got to the shops to buy spam or corned beef . Marmite or jam anyone ?
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Housewives: When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
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A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.
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i like that :))
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Climb onto your neighbour's roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He'll think his house is underwater.
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See you next thursday
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See you next tuesday
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I did consider this HonaloochieB , yet thought it would appear far too corny, honest .
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An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
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Weedy fellas. Develop a right forearm like Arnold Schwarzeneggar by buying one of those Cindy Crawford workout videos.
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The man should pay . He should want to impress you . If he thinks going dutch is acceptable , pay your way, then dump him pronto. Go home to a good vibrator .
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Yay! i will be there with corned dog and spam .
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You have to time it and 'come round' just before anyone starts to panic
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Pretend to pass out and collapse on the floor, they will then send you home, it always worked for me .
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I once resorted to eating a turkish delight in a box of milk tray - i did quite enjoy it bizarrely enough much better than the orange or coffee creams
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Urghhh .. who wants friends , all that fake sincerity and listening to problems for them feel better about their own pathetic existence. Friends are ultimately selfish and now, somehere wants you to pay your cash,. for that . Pah ..
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Oh go on it might liven Sean up
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Bulging bit of groin?