daizie
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LOL
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No ive always found it uncomfortable and a bit smelly . Ok give us that then :)
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Has anyone asked for a 69 yet?
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I recieved the letter too ( as well, at the same time, a letter from a private medical company offering cover) four months after having life saving surgery but sub standard after care at Kings. My initial knee jerk reaction was blooming cheek, someones having a laugh and that was that. Still not sure wether its right or wrong to target people this way .
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Because they are selfish . Thinking about it, pushchairs shouldnt even be on buses. If people cant afford to drive then they cant afford to have kids. Sort it out .
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He has just sorted out my front bush . A nice young man .
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Try the Wireless key (WPA)
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Ted, now you're talking .
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That's the spirit - Why put all your egg's in one bastard .
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Hands up the farmers market clientelle that chose to travel into the depths of Peckham. Hands up the dwellers of deepest Peckham that choose to buy from the farmers market. You know you're out there .
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NAOMI CAMPBELL. Avoid irritating war tribunals by buying your jewellery from Elizabeth Duke's
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Me too Steve , last thing i need is to kill someone . I think it is just too dangerous to have them on the road , end of .
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Blimey, well.... A SERIES of copycat farts following someone else's admisssion of guilt can compound the misery of the perpetrator, whilst simultaneously giving your bowels the clean out you've always dreamed of.
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DETER unwelcome callers by answering the door in a bloodied butcher's apron,
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No , still a painting though . Very nice both of them .
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Having no appreciation of 'the arts' ( but being very good in an emergency) one painting looks very much like another to me .
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TRICK people into thinking you?re a West Highland Terrier puppy by wearing a tartan collar & sitting in an old boot.
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Why?
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Ooow now there was a group ..
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He was like the honey monster on heat. I give up again
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LEAD a conga line of monkeys and apes to provide onlookers with a guide to the 'ascent of Man' they can enjoy
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SMACKING the tip of your cock with a teaspoon in the style of a boiled egg will distract swiftly from any stubbed toe pain
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trick neighbours into thinking you're Bill Oddie by painting your face red and hiding in their garden with binoculars
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RECENTLY come into some money? Try tissue paper instead, it's more absorbant and less costly.
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CUT off the ends of the fingers from a pair of rubber marigold gloves. Hey Presto -a 'peep hole' bra for a slutty cow