daizie

You can tell he dont change his pants in real life lol

I wonder if it is finally dawning on Vagner that he is there as the token clown

Better to listen to it and not watch it . Crrrrrrringe at Katie singing 'sex is on fire' with added bits

..and simon cowel is just smarmy and so obviously fake now. Very irritating when he chews or pretends to when speaking

Its the cringey arse licky answers the contestants give when Dermot asks 'how was it for you' id like to give him a right hook

DON'T carry your condoms in the same pocket as your darts

cate you could be the edf version of gillian mckeith

AVOID doing anything you don't like by 'doing a McKeith' and simply falling to the floor like a sack of sh1t

ImpetuousVrouw Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On a serious note, I have a rabbit and found the > pointy clit bits too stiff and irritating if I was > trying to get my gspot with the big main bit, so I > cut off the stupid clit extention bits. It was > just spiky and uncomfortable. I think the clit bit > is just a gimick myself as it was better without > it. I have a few other toys, but they are getting > a bit dusty as I prefer to masturbate using my > fingers. > > Yes Karter, loads of women @#$%& when they are in > relationships. I especially like having my tits > sucked by my partner when I'm having a strum. Does anyone else feel this is slightly too much information? LOL

For me its a toss up between my wine aerator, a clam knife, a shrimp deveiner or my stawberry huller

Flippin fantastic . Last year i saw a couple married and having photos taken outside the toilets in peckham rye park . At first i thought 'wow' and then i thought it was 'as good a place as any' .

Oh go on , what happened ?

in other words he/she werent that interested in you

Fix. Still cant believe people actually ring up and vote . Does anyone on the forum vote ? I dont know anyone who would do that .

Not as good as big fat c0ck im told .

::o

CHER LLOYD. Look even more surprised by wearing a hat and painting your eyebrows on that instead

i will be there with mystery guest

A SEVERED human foot makes an ideal stocking filler.

:)) :)) Narnia - love it !

one direction - probably posh kids but who cares :))

Narnia (tu). Nice to see everyone . Sorry to the women sitting near me on the couches when i belched

CONVINCE people you are a Jehovah's Witness by bleeding to death

should be , effing sh1t hole

blimey you have a good memory . this time i wont be confused and call you wedgie .