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I was joking really zeban :) however, do people still put bogeys/boogies in books?

No one can really believe it unless they have experienced it themselves.

I believe all of this and i am a disbelieving cynical person . Few years ago late at night daughter was in her bedroom reading and i was in my bedroom laying on the bed. We heard the front door slam shut, both of us ran downstairs but the door was bolted from the inside and keys still in the lock. There is no explanation .

No you should'nt. It's a positive thing. Think of all that crap you might be forgetting :))

No I dont. Crusty tight people and Bogey's. Whats all that with the shushing and creeping around. Staff always look like they need a shag .

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it means you were a horse in a previous existence

MEN. Show your wife who's boss by giving her a quarterly performance review.

Poor bloke, bet he's wishing he never typed anything .

Dog racing enthusiasts: A Yorkshire terrier on a pair of stilts makes for an ideal greyhound replacement.

He is dull because he is a manipulated 'family man' .

CONFUSE your laptop by wanking at your stereo

A LIBERAL application of talcum powder to ones genitals creates an authentic 'antiquey' look

MAKE your penis think you are married by only touching it on birthdays and holidays

Convince people you are the rock star Jay Kay by always wearing a large hat.

DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead

FIND OUT what friends think of you by opening an email account in another friend's name & emailing them all, slagging you off.

ANIMAL LOVERS: Convince your friends that you've recently acquired a dog by walking around carrying a bag of shit

Is this about incest?

Confuse your local chinese takeaway buy phoning an order while in the middle of a game at your local bingo hall

Ha ha ha ..

Yeah you tell em waynetta.. Always have a poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.

I just got off the phone with a friend in Minnesota, He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

OR FOOL PEOPLE into thinking that you wear glasses by sleeping with a pair of mole grips on the bridge of your nose

Fabricio the Guido Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @ CitizenEd, I agree with you. Some people think > it is better to do shitty things to others before > they do it to you. A sort of reversal of the > universal moral code. One of my fav books is by an > author called Todorov called 'Facing the extreme : > moral life in the concentration camps'. He > basically takes testimony from people and uncovers > ordinary gestures of compassion and solidarity. > This is in a context where there is zero value to > human life. Some people will try to remain decent > and others will not. Who's example would you > follow? The Anne Frank case is another example > protected by one person and betrayed by another. > It shows that moral choices are personal but > people like to abdicate their responsibility by > joining in collective amnesia. These are sort of > lies which enable us to do shitty things to others > and then justify it through the rarefication of > social processes. Thanks for that, i will read it , seeing as everyone i come across is a hypocrite .