daizie
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ZOMBIES. Make yourselves less conspicuous by shopping at ASDA on a Saturday afternoon
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That one is not funny waynetta PERVS. Don't waste money on sex chat lines, simply phone random numbers, you'll eventually find someone up for it
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AVOID repetitive strain injury by never doing anything more than once.
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PRETEND you're a homeopath by talking to a sick patient for 30 minutes and then prescribing a glass of water.
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PRETEND you're a GP by refusing to talk to anyone for more than 30 seconds and then prescribing antibiotics
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NICK CLEGG. Probably not worth making any New Year resolutions is it?
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SOLVE a double whammy of seasonal problems by feeding the homeless to the hungry.
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went to a night club in crystal palce called crustys (crystals) had a very funny/good time
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zafira
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attractive
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FOOL people that you were once a Siamese twin by sewing a trouser leg and half a jumper to your own.
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Cheer up you misery
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Thanks dont mind paying on the door just hate the contrived feeling of buying tickets in advance
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Is there anywhere in East Dulwich that isnt just tickets tonight and will allow people in 10 or 11 ish ? If anyone knows the answer to this question i would be grateful thanks .
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AN OLD toilet seat makes a cost-effective and 'futuristic' alternative to an Xmas wreath 2011
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Welcome back love, heres a good'un - MURDERERS. Don't button your shirt all the way up to the top or people will know you're a murderer.
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SAVE money on expensive helicopter flight experiences by simply injuring yourself in a hard to reach area
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www.petrolprices.con
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I cant wait for Louie Spence's alternative Christmas Message Sky 1
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best wishes +thoughts to all those alone at xmas
daizie replied to wildlife+punk's topic in The Lounge
Me too (tu) . At least its honest wildlife+punk, think of all those people tolerating people they have nothing in common with and dont like . -
CHRIS REA. If you're driving home for Christmas again this year, you'd better get a fuucking move on
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fanny
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LOL!!
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A CIRCUMCISED foreskin makes an ideal 'meat snood' for a Lady Gaga Barbie doll.