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ZOMBIES. Make yourselves less conspicuous by shopping at ASDA on a Saturday afternoon

That one is not funny waynetta PERVS. Don't waste money on sex chat lines, simply phone random numbers, you'll eventually find someone up for it

AVOID repetitive strain injury by never doing anything more than once.

PRETEND you're a homeopath by talking to a sick patient for 30 minutes and then prescribing a glass of water.

PRETEND you're a GP by refusing to talk to anyone for more than 30 seconds and then prescribing antibiotics

NICK CLEGG. Probably not worth making any New Year resolutions is it?

SOLVE a double whammy of seasonal problems by feeding the homeless to the hungry.

went to a night club in crystal palce called crustys (crystals) had a very funny/good time

zafira

attractive

FOOL people that you were once a Siamese twin by sewing a trouser leg and half a jumper to your own.

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Cheer up you misery

Thanks dont mind paying on the door just hate the contrived feeling of buying tickets in advance

Is there anywhere in East Dulwich that isnt just tickets tonight and will allow people in 10 or 11 ish ? If anyone knows the answer to this question i would be grateful thanks .

AN OLD toilet seat makes a cost-effective and 'futuristic' alternative to an Xmas wreath 2011

Welcome back love, heres a good'un - MURDERERS. Don't button your shirt all the way up to the top or people will know you're a murderer.

SAVE money on expensive helicopter flight experiences by simply injuring yourself in a hard to reach area

www.petrolprices.con

I cant wait for Louie Spence's alternative Christmas Message Sky 1

Me too (tu) . At least its honest wildlife+punk, think of all those people tolerating people they have nothing in common with and dont like .

CHRIS REA. If you're driving home for Christmas again this year, you'd better get a fuucking move on

fanny

LOL!!

A CIRCUMCISED foreskin makes an ideal 'meat snood' for a Lady Gaga Barbie doll.