daizie
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i may be there with exotic guests lol
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aw waynetta you great big softie
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woof did i hear you talking the other day ?
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hard-core
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Ha ha Jah
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BRIGHTEN up your day by moving at least one of Tony Blair's books to the crime section in your local book shop
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AVOID confusion by simply understanding everything all of the time
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RECREATE the travelodge experience by moving your bed into the bathroom and charging yourself for it
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CONVINCE neighbours you're a vampire by only going out at night and leaving blood-drained corpses in your bins.
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ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying ?Big Mac Meal, please.?
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Save your toenail clippings. Place them inside a knotted stocking and they make a handy pan scourer
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FOOL PEOPLE into thinking you are an octopus by drinking several litres of ink and farting everytime someone startles you.
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and i thought it was a pic of thora hird :-S
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CONVINCE friends you're an X Factor contestant by wailing in their face once a week for a month & then disappear.
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RECREATE my? teenage years by wearing a Sergio Tacchini tracksuit and not getting laid
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waynetta have you been buried underground at some point? A TOP TIP: CONVINCE your family you're a Chilean Miner by wearing sunglasses in an Ambulance
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FOREIGNERS. Improve your English swearword vocabulary by dawdling aimlessly with your friends in front of the entrance to Oxford Circus tube station at 5.30pm every afternoon. Advanced linguists might like to try zig-zagging down the steps at a snail's pace while texting everyone back home.
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TERRORISTS. Attacking the X Factor studio is a great way to gain my support while fulfilling your hatred of Western society
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SAVE time this bonfire night by simply burning ?30 and saying Oooooh! Aaaaah!
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Haha waynetta :)) ASCERTAIN whether you are working class or middle class by simply saying the word 'Nougat'
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PARTAKE in the full internet chat forum experience by 'sticking up' for people you've never met and typing 'racist' as a response to the word 'black'
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You Cow ;-)
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SUGGESTION. Try a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take her from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for .
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Haha.. well not me waynetta Shove a cocktail stick up a centipede's arse to make an inexpensive mascara brush. Err nothing buzzzzzzzzzzz..
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What you trying to say waynetta? Moving on.. Used condoms make ideal fish flavoured chewing gum for cats!