daizie

well she is very tight, so when she says 'i went in the suitcase again' i immediately think , 'yea you tight cow, bet you tried those teeth on'

well she is very tight, so when she says 'i went in the suitcase again' i immediately think , 'yea you tight cow, bet you tried those teeth on'

lol, no, she kept them after he had died , i remember her saying to me at the time 'why spend when you dont have to' so i think she gets them out every now and then to 'try on', for the future, may be im cynical then

lol, no, she kept them after he had died , i remember her saying to me at the time 'why spend when you dont have to' so i think she gets them out every now and then to 'try on', for the future, may be im cynical then

do you think emc+ rcmcfuc= ?

do you think emc+ rcmcfuc= ?

Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he is dead). I suspect its because she's tight .

Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he is dead). I suspect its because she's tight .

Gone off Jordan, for being a misery and threatening to go , get her off

Gone off Jordan, for being a misery and threatening to go , get her off

Yes emc, dont be greedy now, tell us where they are .

Yes emc, dont be greedy now, tell us where they are .

Oh go find your sister , life is too short to do anything else :)

hunks with six packs and huge appendages

Fluff is better than crust .

buttons

Anyway, id rather be up all night laughing than shagging .

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think more people should have pets. > Everyone in the vets was so nice and talking with > one another and sharing stories and - it was > lovely. > Just finished hoovering my motorcycle jacket and > trousers from where she just jumped out the box on > the back of the bike when we got to the vets, and > she clung to me for the entire time. It was a > 'look, no hands' moment as she just clung! > People were being so friendly in the vets! One of > them even took a photo of Spacey half in my jacket > and up my sleeve, which I may post on here later. > You never get that friendliness and chat in > Tescos, I tell ya! In more unfortunate times, I had the indignity of having to take a pet to the PDSA in New Cross.... A little different to a Vets .. Pet owners out in their slippers, lots of track-suits, jewelery, colourful language, and I watched a huge dog do a poo right in the middle of the waiting area. I could see the receptionists looking down their noses at everyone . Iv'e never felt so poor . Very very funny though .

Camilla leaving is no suprise. The other silly woman wont be far behind. Id put in, off the top of my head , Woofmarkthedog TLS LadyMuck *Bob* Louisa ????'s BigBadWolf Sean McG DM Brendan Brum Legal God! what a laugh it would be ..

Apart for the pikey-ness and ego, im trying to dislike Jordan but cant

Tip no. 367) Instead of boiling a kettle to fill your hot-water bottle, try urinating into it instead. Pop it into your bed about an hour before bedtime and the body-temperature wee will warm up your covers nicely!

Tight..

Mud

Dont people on facebook want to be popular ?

Woooo Hoooooooooo .. Bra off