daizie
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lol, take your ego with you
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well, may be you can twist my arm
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Lol shame . Id like someone 41 -45 . See you missed out there rcmacf
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Cor ! How old are you rcmacf? ignore my last post .
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No! Just incase any one is a neighbour. Dont want them knowing about my woolworths habit, out of control bush and dodgey visitors.
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Post your pic then and await for us to pounce
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p.s i spose it depends if you want him to return or not
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Cant believe no ones even mentioned chas n dave , or is that a bit common ?
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Ah, good thinking . A waste high notice sounds good . Thanks computedshorty. Big letters though, as given my luck the sh1t would fall on the floor .
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I think i'll say next time 'wee or poo'?
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But what do you say to someone when they ask if they can use your loo?
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Tell me about it! Fcukin stinkin bastards .
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People who come into my house and do a sh1t. Twice today. Delivery man and Boiler man. Ive had to open the back door and use air freshener with a peg on my nose .
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*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think it's only fair that I upload a real > picture of myself. > > Bit by bit though. > > Here's my ear. > Well it is a proper ear lobe . I dont like them too 'lobey' and I dont like them with hardly any lobe .
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*Bob* You're not single so it doesnt count .
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This is a tip I found by accident. If you place the inside part of greetings card against a south facing window, the sun will eventually bleach out the senders writing. The greeting card can then be reused for someone else?s birthday, anniversary etc. Be careful not to send it back to the person who sent it to you in the first place.
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Or let me do it . Id make a good forum agony aunt
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lol, personally i would seriously 'question' the fragile mental state of the offended people.
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Be careful it doesnt give you an itchy fanny .
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p.s Sorry, thats dangerous . Scour the office for the humble penny. ?A good place to find money is on people?s desks. If you look in the cup that has pens and pencils or the container that holds the paper clips and rubber bands you can be sure to find small coins . Is this stealing ?
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Avoid splashing out on handsfree sets & getting fined for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea!
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dbboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > - can hold down a job - check > - isn't addicted to any chemical substances - > check > - knows how to AND CAN cook - check > - isn't a woman beater - check, NEVER > - Hasn't got a gambling problem - CHECK - NEVER > - own hair and teeth - check Good, all you need to do is post a pic .
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All you have to do now is post your picture brum
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Freeze in winter to minimise your carbon foot print and save money on your energy bills. If you can hang round a while, about half a century or so, the 'experts' tell us, it will get warmer anyway so you will gradually (on average) freeze less in winter and save the planet .
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Buy whole milk and when nobody is looking the milk gets a good glug of water from the tap to eek it out a little further .