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Brendan

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  1. If only it didn?t bastard rain so much.
  2. You?ve got to love the British though, the Office for National Statistics announces that the country has come out of recession and you can actually hear the entire nation collectively sigh, ?Has it fuck.?
  3. Nevermind kicked Bleach all over the shop, especially commercially. But then of course there was the move (or ?sell out? to some) from an independent to a major label.
  4. Oh ffs. It?s over! White Lightening all round.
  5. Not that I would ever bring into question the no doubt fiendish intelligence of our local scum but surely it would be quicker, easier and a lot more profitable to just half inch the whole Vespa?
  6. I suppose but it is a specific point about whether a return to an economy based on how much money the country owes itself, a situation which will only lead to the ultimate enrichment of a very select few and inevitably arse fuck us all again in a decade?s time, is necessarily preferable.
  7. Oh I have no desire for the economy to remain in recession (if has effected my household significantly). I just don?t think that a return to the things that caused it and were already damaging society in other ways is necessarily the answer. But then people in general are just too fukwitted to think about anything other than how things will turn out for them in the immediate future. Surely we should all be thinking about what type of world we?re going to leave behind when we?re done with it not just about how soon we?re going to be able to borrow against our mortgages again?
  8. To me the most annoying thing about a mobile (along with it ringing when I?m carrying my shopping on the bus or beeping when I?m trying to have a nap) is the fact that I have to charge it once a week. If I had to charge it every day I just wouldn?t bother no matter how much fancy shit it did.
  9. We really need to get this economy going again the exact same way it was so that we can get back to the job of driving forward the gap between the rich and the poor and ensuring we force millions more children into lives of abject poverty. This way we can ensure that there will be an even larger disenfranchised underclass in a generation?s time and that our children can live in a world filled with all the shit that brings. Bars on the doors and window are a lovely way to live (trust me I know). Who are the little bastards anyway to expect to inherit a worthwhile world based on some premise of human decency?
  10. A revival helped no end by the fact that 10 ? 5 years ago about the only beer you could get in most pubs in the uk was 1 particularly horrid example of badly made, piss flavoured lager, sold under a range of different brands. Which is perhaps also a cynical metaphor for the current political landscape.
  11. I?m pretty sure I was killed by one last summer.
  12. It is a little known evolutionary adaptation the human ring finger. It is what allows us to move in the 3rd dimension. It also releases enzymes which help prevent jaundice. This is why there aren?t as many yellow people around as there are in the Simpsons.
  13. Soccer is a stupid game for big nancyboy jessies with skew teeth and questionable haircuts and it isn?t even half as homoerotic as rugby.
  14. Descendents Loud! Some of the new stuff. Well if 2004 counts as new.
  15. I don?t think cheese is a very sensible thing to make wire out of.
  16. If you blindfold someone, tell them they are standing on the edge of a cliff when they are actually standing on the edge of a small step and then push them off, will they die from the placebo effect?
  17. Brendan

    Great Gigs

    Bros.
  18. Brendan

    Great Gigs

    Ag no, busy that Friday unfortunately.
  19. I always thought of the 37 as a sort of penance for going to Clapham.
  20. Brendan

    Great Gigs

    Cor I did not knew Pavement had reformed.
  21. I?ve heard rock ?n roll wouldn?t have been invented if it wasn?t for all these olden days singers.
  22. An? ?alf and bucket of manure.
  23. Brendan

    Friends

    Go to both you won?t be disappointed.
  24. Now in strawberry.
  25. Personally I'd go as Switzerland.
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