Brendan

Update: I am currently 100% less likely to get stung by fire coral than you are. STOP

iT*s probb ly simplsle than half HEARTED INtecourse and posting on the FORUMM)?*()?$ at the s??ame time.

I was merely responding, through the medium of .jpg, to the point made by the learned Mr Mockney in the eighth paragraph of the aforewritten post regarding the interpretation and accuracy of the remaining contemporary recordings of the teaching of the historical figure known as Jesus. M?lud.

Simples.

He?s right, that?s normally rugby.

silverfox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >The obligation to look after parents should fall on > the family and not on the state and social > services. Obviously this can take many forms and > doesn't necessarily mean moving granny into your > house. Fine by me. It's what I will be doing anyway. But I will only be happy to see the state cut one of the services it already provides if it is reflected by a similar, proportionate reduction in the tax I pay.

STOP No really please STOP

Or perhaps some sort of unlikely milk jug.

Teacup. Storm in a teacup. That! Is clearly a pot.

I wouldn't advise screwing in a lightbulb. It's terribly cramped and full of halogens.

No good will ever come from jogging.

They've got 5 toes on each foot. Figure that one out.

Burgundy is a much better colour for a jersey.

Taramosalata.

He?s right you know. I?ve got a new fragrance out. It should be on the shelves in time for Valentine?s Day so take note ladies.

Listen if the Daily Mail says that the world was a better place back when we had proper diseases like smallpox and polio and people knew their place then that?s what I?m going to believe. Alright Mr ?scientific evidence?.

What, they guy from the video games?

Don?t let that chap bother you Sue. He smells suspiciously of wolf.

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2010-02/uol-eiu020110.php can't really be bothered to comment

Good point. Presumably they?ll have to do something with these 8 million cars. Perhaps sell them in parts of Africa and the Indian subcontinent where there are very few traffic lights so you don?t have to stop that often. woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The fault is "The cars just wont stop, in fact > they accelerate by themselves" & that's a bit > scary at + 125 mph I?ve had a Toyota before. It couldn?t do anything near 125mph.

Or move the foot mat perhaps. Just a thought. No actually on reflection you wouldn't want to go messing with things you don?t understand. You may void the warrantee. Best to just jump out of the car and call somebody qualified.

Or perhaps folks don?t get their knickers in a twist and have a me me me, persecution complex, hissy fit every time, while trying to run the forum as well and fairly as possible, the administrator has to make some kind of decision that will effect users. You know, just a thought.

Rugby philosophy 101: I?ve thought about this long and hard and I think what we should do is beat the other teams.

Well you could argue that the very act of intentionally seeking out an aggressive dog to own is a demonstration that the person doesn?t have the right type of personality to own an aggressive dog.