Brendan

Funnily enough I saw the picture and though that the lady has found herself a bit of rough as a distraction for the summer.

Don't you mean IRTs?

Oh good morning Keef. Didn't see you there.

Good morning Brendan. So how many runs has Bopara made in this series then? 2? 3? Or am I being unfair?

Recommended Orifice for Laudanum?

TWIT

I've just about enough of SFAs.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm not averse to an exchange provided all is fair > and equitable. > The green tweed Vans in exchange for a pair of > Johnny Ramones and a Meerschaum pipe. > A light shag could be a deal breaker here. Well I was just going to make you an omelette but what do you say to a bent Rhodesian carved from the finest briar and a pair Chuck Taylors of a mid nineties vintage chucked in for the tailoring (I'm sure I saw them making their own way to the door the last week anyway)? As for the shag, away to Fox in St James with you, ask for the ?special?.

Yes there is. Just don't mention it ok.

Keef has a stetson.

Is that get a life as in 1-2 or jusr 3?

Don't you mean 4-3-2-2?

It is a legally proven truth that nobody will take you seriously if you are eating a banana. This is a lesser known precedent that the barristers reading this on their clients? time would do well to remember.

As some commentators have suggested that you need professional help Mr P, in your task of putting together a new wardrobe that is, I am willing to put myself forward as your fashion consultant. May I suggest an outfit for Friday night? It consists of a brilliant white silk shirt and matching white cravat worn under a three piece, crimson, moleskin, plus-four suit. Your pins below the knee will be housed in black silk stockings embroidered in the Japanese style with a willow tree motif on each and coming to rest on feet resplendent in a pair of green tweed Vans (Which I may have to liberate from the possession of a certain local resident but a truly exquisite outfit sometimes means cracking a few eggs.). Your look will be finished with a gold fob-watch, chain fastened across your waistcoat, a pinkie ring on each hand, one set with a large ruby the other an emerald of equal proportions and for headwear a feathered war bonnet of the type made popular by the Plains Indians. This ensemble will say: I am a man, a man of the world, well heeled, well travelled, a sportsman but sensitive to the plight of the Native American and I also probably know karate. Call me. I charge ?1000 a day and I am available on the NHS.

You wouldn?t have had too, everyone and their uncle wears them these days. You can even buy green tweed ones on Lordship Lane.

Vans were the first ever trainer designed specifically for skateboarding (in the 1970s by a guy who defected from nike) dontchaknow. During the ?90s their 70s style skate shoes became more of a mainstream fashion item but they still produce pretty good practical shoes. I thought you were a with-it hipster like like honalooch here Daizie. EDIT: becasue they are trainers not trains.

Like most things, in amongst the sloughs of samey dross every now and then someone will do something truly inspired, like getting your own face tattooed on your back: http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Jackass-Steve-O-Is-Copying-Angelina-Jolie-s-Tattoos-2.jpg

What is a god and can they explain what is is?

So is there a god or not? I don?t care what the answer is I just need to make sense of the world inside my own little head and then share my opinion as an unadulterated truth with all and sundry.

They can be beautiful but are all too common place and popular these days which puts me off slightly.

Have I just heard you offer the apology for all the monsters of our time?

Yes there is a god in fact there are many of them and they are still pissed at the Romans.

Please don't actually do that.

When you?re done that open up that document you?re working on, hit ctrl-A then hit delete and save the changes.

Still having trouble with them then.