Brendan

So are they working or not?

I?m just doing it because it seems to annoy people.

I know. Not even repeated hiting of the trusty F5 button on the OBO coverage page has managed to get them any bloody wickets.

It's one of the best I've read in a while. Oh look a squirrel.

I suspect witchcraft. The other day I dropped a full pint of milk in the kitchen. While I was mopping it up I got a message telling me I was entitled to compensation for my recent accident. How did they know I?d had just had an accident? Anyway half an hour later my wife got home and suggested that dinner was going to be pizza from Ill Myrtle (or however you spell it) which was pretty decent compensation.

Bastards the lot of ?em. The odd comedy penis or your mate?s mobile number advertised as an all night sex line I can deal with but why for the love of god do these spray-can wielding prats insist on covering every concrete skatepark from London to Brisbane with their art (and I use the term lightly). Skateboarding is dangerous enough without someone covering the surface you are doing it on with paint giving it about as much grip as wet glass. They have some kind of misconception that skateboarding is somehow ?street? and ?edgy? and therefore they will be tolerated or even welcomed. Well it?s not and you won?t Mr Graffitist so just piss off and go deface a Tescos or something. Yours truly, Grumpy old skateboarder.

Why not?

Australian background http://away.com/images/features/australia_outback/uluru_outback.jpg

Background?

That?s one intuitive mule.

So do I get my ?50 or not? Pappa needs a new pair of shoes.

I'm sorry I take it all back.

Just to show what a man of the modern age I am I will gladly accept that 50 quid.

Good morning everyone. So Australia all out around tea for about 170 with Onions and Anderson taking the wickets. I?ll say at least 4 of them will be lbws off balls that were either high or going down leg but given by Uncle Rudi anyway. England then come in with 70 odd to make in the last session. The top order all fail leaving everyone with their hearts in their throats. Prior and Collingwood come in and start knocking the runs off. One of them falls with about 2 overs to go and about 15 runs needed. Freddy comes in and smacks a couple of boundaries and then goes out. Broad comes in and a few manic singles are run to win the game with one ball to spare. Remember, you heard it here first.

Just read some of this thread now. What I?m getting from it is, A ? A lot of people out there are just scum, plain and simple and, B ? The education system isn?t teaching kids how to spell. So nothing new there really.

I strongly recommend you do not take yourself or anyone else seriously.

Sometimes. Depends on how good my dinners have been.

No you?re right of course. If you were privy to the inner workings of the exclusive all-male club responsible for these things you would know that the name was chosen specifically to undermine the current freedoms enjoyed by women (and indeed certain classes) in this day and age. It is just one of many subversive messages that are strategically permeating society in order to bring about a glorious new age of misogyny. Edited because the B and the M keys are too close together on by keyboard.

This thread is a classic example. It may as well be entitled, ?People who say things that I agree with.?

I?m right here. I?ve just given up on mankind as they either just don?t get it or insist on observing the world from the inside of their own colons.

Balls. Telecasters with a humbuckers as the bridge pick-up work very well for heavy stuff. In fact Scott Ian recorded all of Sound of White Noise on one. And stop drawing me into this conversation dam you. Guitars are way too much fun to be taken seriously.

Listen you lot, we all know that Sunday afternoon Texas Two Steps can only truly rock the church hall if played on Ibanezezezes with flames, lightening bolts, skulls and naked lady inlays on the neck. You may want some pickups in there too I suppose. Oh and the Floyd Rose. And the solid state amp and the digital multi-effects pedal. And leather trousers. (these are especially important)

I have no fucking idea what you're on about.

So we?re back onto, ?What?s the point of it all?? and ?Do people need direction and meaning?? Which I assumed were the questions most of us were contemplating when we weren?t paying attention in primary school maths and had decided to give the topic of communism vs capitalism a rest for an afternoon. As for the question of, ?what the hell is everything or is ?is? the correct question to ask and are terms like ?correct? only relative so possibly meaningless, etc?? well I logged on this morning hoping you guys would have cracked it by now so that I could impress my friends with the ultimate knowledge of existence around the bbq this afternoon. But alas we seem no closer to proving a theory of everything than we were yesterday afternoon. I am quite frankly disappointed in all of you.

indiepanda Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you think most women would notice which guitar > you are playing think you'd be mistaken. hmmm, so it wasn't all the fault of my crappy guitars then.