Brendan

Pah! Nikki Sixx did that back in ?87. After getting an adrenalin injection to the heart he called up his limo and got it to take him back to the party which was at Slash?s hotel room. Don?t know they?re born these days.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Unskinny Bop is a masterpiece of song writing, the > like of which make Bob Dylan look ordinary. It inhabits the same playlist in my ipod as such opera as Warrant?s Cherry Pie and Dr Feelgood by The, aforementioned, Crue. I blame HonaloochieB, for would we have had the perms and eyeliner of the eighties if Mott the Hoople and T.Rex had not paved the way a generation before?

Poison! Yeah man, those chicks were pretty dam good.

I believe all of that except for the , ??a bit as a teenager? part.

So winners all round then.

I like that one too.

Good band name that.

By Arch-Enemy you are of course keeping the thread on topic by referring to the Swedish death metal band I presume.

Have you ever actually put skittles in beer? It?s really not very good at all.

Interesting Honalochie, I suggest you collaborate with Mr Lush and compose a 100 post treatise on the relative hotness of Motley Crue?s, Girls, Girls, Girls as opposed to the more reserved British approach to the subject by Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Connection in the piece entitled, Backseat Education.

Told you so.

104 post in 3 days and not one mention of Eddie Vedder. Dear me.

Come in tomorrow, throw the bat at everything for about 2 hours and then stick them in, keeping in mind that there may be rain about. Bowl them all out by the end of the day. Job done and serve the MCC right for selling pre booked tickets for the 5th day.

Good innit?

Coz it makes em sound like boxing anouncers.

If you?re following this on TMS on your computer do yourself a favour and open up the media player in 2 separate windows and make sure they are both playing at the same time.

I suspect he?s playing the weather as well as giving the bowlers a rest, Freddy and Anderson are apparently running on codeine and cortisone.

1 for 45 and 6 for 20 I have no idea what you're getting at.

Last night I also thought they would enforce the follow on but now the Met office says that today?s going to be relatively dry with some sunshine with the clouds returning tomorrow. So maybe they?ll want to come out today, get some runs on the board and then hope that conditions tomorrow and Monday allow them to skittle the Aussies again. Although enforcing the follow on will probably be the best option. Oh I don?t know. I?m going to wait and see what they do and how it turns out, then come back, edit my post accordingly and say, ?I told you so? again.

bignumber5 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > a new experience for me - not listening to tms, > checked the scorecard on the bbc site then, on a > seemingly pointless whim of timewasting, hit > refresh... is jimmy anderson taking these wickets > with precision bowling, or am I with my magic > refresh button...? Well we can?t take the chance so best you install yourself behind your computer for the duration of the series.

You all dress stupid, innit.

Hey look it has stopped raining.

Oh, yes, yes of course I knew that. I know everything me. Did you know that a wombat?s pouch faces backwards?

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Rudi Koertzen. Yeah I know.

Here is some more encouraging information. Every time England have made more than 500 in the first innings at Lords this century they have drawn the match. Every time they have made between 390 and 490 in the first innings they have won. So statistically they have a 100% chance of winning this game but they would have been a bit screwed if your man Collingwood hadn?t have thrown away his wicket. Edit: Because upon reflection I can't spell.