Brendan

Be rude not to.

Sorry.

Welcome Moos. It?s great around here. Everyone in the whole suburb gets together every month for a booze-p. If you don?t show we send the police ?round your gaff and they break the door down.

Friend of a good fan - Crash Course

Oh for fuck?s sake! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8094515.stm What?s the point of going to a festival if you, ?Don't drink too much? don't take drugs, drink plenty of water, wear sun screen when hot and keep your feet dry?? And now you can?t crowd surf because apparently, ?Joanna Squires, aged 30, from Essex, was knocked over and sustained bruising to her head?? Balls.

Smilesmart there are plenty of wonderfully cheerful and friendly English people you can meet through this site. I don?t know so much about normal though.

So I drove him over.

It all started whith that stealth-tax, rent-a-cop arse who fined me ?60 this morning. ?What?s wrong with that parking?? asked I. ?It?s bleeding on the pavement!? said he.

Bloodstains on the pavement are normally a direct result of someone bleeding on the pavement.

One - Metallica

Why does that always have to come up?

annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To combat this I will be distributing Shreddies > before the race.* Are they sound proof as well?

Reindustrialise, eliminate benefits and triple the minimum wage.

Summer my arse.

I'm surprised any of them could concentrate at all with all the bloody break-dancing.

I'm not going to make it tomorrow as my sister is coming to visit. Please let me know if you all get ASBOs

Not just losing but losing while cheating too. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/8096529.stm

Funnily enough (from what I have heard at any rate) John Major had plans for something similar by enforcing a social responsibility type of taxation on corporate profits but the masses ousted him in favour of Tony Blair?s conservative regime.

Why do these chaps in gangs always walk with a limp? Is it some initiation kneecapping ritual or are childhood polio sufferers more likely to tend towards gang membership?

I did like Boycott?s pearl of wisdom at the end of the match though, ?That?s the only way you?re going to win this competition, by winning matches.? Genius.

It was no surprise that SA were going to beat England decisively. But hey-ho it?s not real cricket, just a bit of fun, ungraceful slog-fest etc. etc. Unfortunately that argument would only really hold up if England were any good at any of the other forms of the game. One thing though. What?s the deal with the twonks it stupid clothes doing the break-dancing?

I generally tend to vote to ensure a strong opposition as I think that is what democracy is all about, having a voice to challenge those in power and keep them in check. Unless of course there is a specific issue which I feel one candidate can handle better than another. This is why I often vote differently for local elections than I do for general. The idea that Labour is an opposition to Conservative and vice versa is a lie that, from my fresh naive perspective, has kept Britain in an ideological dictatorship for the better part of 30 years. The only real ?oppositions? available in the European election were either far-left or far-right. Neither fit my personal ideology but for the reasons stated above I voted Green because the far-right option was too distasteful.

Doh, they dun beat me to it.

Are you Sydney Carton Dave?

No they grow on viney things above the ground, same as melons and courgettes and stuff. (Sorry for going off topic there.) Edit for reasons grammatical.