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I didn't see Glasto, I'm way too cool for that sort of thing, but I did see a picture of Beyonce in the paper this morning and you could see a bit of her bum.

I can't speak for MP but I can confirm that only those who like what I like have taste. End of.

My dancing monkey > Your dancing monkey

You should try class a drugs and group sex.

Always with the politics with you people.

Gauloises and I first met on a school trip to France and have had an on/of relationship ever since.

But we can dream.

I won?t, for obvious reasons, but I couldn?t applaud the sentiment more.

I know quite a few masons. Some very close friends I grew up with are masons. They don?t worship the devil and sacrifice virgins unfortunately. They do bung each other jobs and help out one another?s offspring though. This does have the potential to become ?corruption? at some point I suppose but when and at what level who knows. From what I can see there are informal professional networks in operation where membership is a prerequisite. I?ve also never met an ex-military officer who isn?t a mason so I'm assuming it holds a significance amongst military officers.

Nope. Drugs and STDs.

Yeah. I dicked about for years without any financial help from my folks.

Got mine. Economy class for the whole family to the Aegean for 2 weeks.

And there you have the main reason the tories are going all guns blazing for the Human Rights Act. The simple yet powerful right to unionise which Article 11 gives to employees. Forget all their cited examples of apparent injustices in the criminal area thrown up by the HRA. Some of these have limited merit but many of them are either half truths or not really that unjust when you look at the merits of the case. At least not more so than what English law is capable of producing without any assistance from the HRA. Anyway the tory demographic is hardly affected by what they see as the limp-wristed, politically-correct treatment of criminals under the HRA. Other than that ideologically it puts their noses out of joint if people they see as different and/or weaker are not either controlled or stamped on. Unions however can be a real pain in the arse.* But this is all another discussion completely. *Disclaimer: the author is not pro-union merely pro-the right to unionise.

London.

I?d watch it Jah or he may set about you with his shillelagh.

Where I live (not ED but an area which had pretty similar property prices a few years back) at the moment I know people who have had a very desirable 2 bed on for 7 months now. They started asking 350 for it and have dropped that steadily over the months. It is now at 300 and they still have little interest. Not very nice for them as they have a lot of their future plans tied up in that house but if it is a sign of the general market you're in a good position. I?d say stick to your guns and don?t take any BS from agents.

So five criteria: 1-peaceful good area 2-affordable to rent a 1/2 bedroom flat/house 3-with max.45 min train journey to London 4-surrounded by beautiful countryside 5-not necessary to buy a car to move around I would say that this place doesn?t exist but there are lots of places fitting 4 of the 5 criteria. Decide which you are most willing to compromise on and go from there. There are some lovely places in the East Surrey countryside by-the-way but if you want to keep requirements 1 and 2 you are going to have to get rid of requirement 5.

Will we be bbqing on bonfires of burning cucumbers, lettuce and tomatoes this summer then? What are the women going to make the salad from? I suspect complicity.

And all seems right with the world once more.

Or Woman.

The Australian soap actor guy?

I like sardines.

The relation that the previous post has to science is something to do with the viscosity of sea water. Being non-scientifically minded though I really can?t clarify it any further myself.

Did you know in the olden days (like the 60s and 70s and stuff) they didn?t have life belts on ships because the press ganged sailors would use them to escape.