I remember going to a museum as a kid where they had a model of a Megalodon?s jaw bones. You could stand inside it. So began my fear of sharks. You try explaining that to a bunch of surfers who are laughing at you because you squealed like a girl at the sight of a dog fish.
It?s a long old month this one but there are 2 long weekends so we shouldn?t complain. I?ve done my booze and silly buggers budget already. I have however overcome this problem by taking the executive decision to increase my booze and silly buggers budget.
Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Neither do I agree that banks have become > responsible for providing housing. Yes they have. (That's as much of an argument as I can muster at the moment)
Well the policy of housing provision is just good government. If you have homeless people all over the place it?s going to bugger your country up somehow. The question of how you provide that housing and what standard of housing you make available is where political philosophy comes in.
Oh it?s raining so they must be showing a recording of an old test on sky. I caught a glimpse of the cricket in the caf? at lunch and I though it was odd that they had a new bowler who looked surprisingly similar to Andy Caddick.
People who end off e-mails with, ?Thank you in anticipation of your assistance.? That?s not how this works mate, in fact any assistance you receive will be based solely on your cooperation with me on the matter, you self-important prat.
Stop it you?re killing me. He?s now in a dirty vest, unkempt and unshaven with a half finished 2lt bottle of Diamond White in hand and hurling Celtic flavored abuse at you over the fence while you sit at a wrought iron table in a pristine garden sipping tea out of bone china.
Good form. I have no hangover. There are two possible explanations for this. 1 ? My body has regained the ability to deal with alcohol that it had in my early twenties. 2 ? I?m still drunk.