Brendan

ms_1316 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good call on the licking front... I never suggested anything about licking front. I think you could definitely go down for that. *Head explodes from childish pun overload*

If you absolutely have to acknowledge them a simple, ?I grow closer to you with every carriage we share.? followed by a lick on the cheek will do.

Well they had a map of London and various tourist paraphernalia. Unless that was all just a ruse to escape the notice of the St James Park rozzers.

Hey it?s not like it?s the kind of thing happens very often. I?m going to be using this for months to come.

Fast as their wee little legs would carry them.

I just got chatted up by a group of young Dutch ladies while in the park on my lunch break. The line (and I shit you not on this) was, ?Hello sir*. My friends and I are visiting from the Netherlands. We didn?t realise that there were any cute Englishmen.? Anyway it was a nice little confidence boost. I feel well up myself now. *I liked that bit.

Flatten it all and build a suburb of 3-4 bedroom houses that gives people the chance to live with some form a human dignity. To hell with business opportunities. Get someone from 100 years ago to design it because for some reason ever since the 1st world war there hasn?t been an architect capable of designing anything that looks good for longer than about a month.

Following on from MM, Boris Johnson has high profile personal and family connections to the Media aristocracy.

Are they actually going to build some houses or is it just going to be flats again?

Better believe it ED. They're the CPT's next fixture.

Chiropractic may piss of some off the established medical fraternity because it steps on what they see as their turf but it is hardly ?alternative? in the same sense as say, homeopathy.

Meh, as long as she promises not to sing about it.

Ah, so that?s why the Plough was so busy yesterday. We popped in for a late lunch and wondered what all those people were doing in our pub.

That?s regarding the harassment of the old lady in Peckham btw.

I know MM it makes you spit blood doesn?t it. When I read things like that I tend to lose any sense of due process and just want to wade in and crack some of the skulls of the worthless filth in this world that masquerades as humanity. Which is probably why it?s a good thing I don?t work in law enforcement.

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This made me smile: > Sizzling Ribe Eye! Yeeehawww! Do you think the taste of the steak is directly related to how similar to Kris Kristofferson you sound.

HellNoHellYeah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I heard a lot of people are actually engaging in > whoring on the side to make ends meet!! I can't see how wasting one's money on prostitutes will help.

Not that I?m a cynic or anything but does anyone have any ideas on what this MPs expenses furore is really covering up?

"Can any organisation that only seeks to recruit internally for its senior management ever succeed and generate new ideas, challenge the status quo or move beyond the accepted cultural mores of group think?" What about the military then? If organisations don't promote new management up through the ranks you wouldn't get any new blood coming into upper management. From what I?ve seen it?s easier to make the jump from middle management to director level within the organisation you work for. But like you say organisations can become stagnant so there does need to be a balance. Perhaps the NHS is so vast they feel that they generate fresh new ideas just by moving people around. I doubt it though. Or it could be that due to tight budgets they prefer to get someone who is already working for them somewhere else as it may save them the trouble of having to make a post redundant.

I will never forget the first time I saw a man banging to halves of coconut together.

Gas bbqs are cheating and not nearly as much fun as making a fire. But in this weather and if you aren?t used to making fires it is the sensible option. Plus playing with the flames is fun. To be honest the most important thing is the quality of your food. The main reason British bbqs are often so crap is because burgers and pork sausages aren?t really even meat. A good selection of salads and breads and stuff, sauces, salsa etc and even if you burn the meat a bit no one will mind. Personal advice on food would be to get some boerewors from William Rose, make some skewers of you own and do a vegetarian option as it ingratiates you with the ladies (good easy vegy options are thick sliced aubergine rounds soaked in olive oil with some salt and pepper and/or haloumi skewers with peppers or onions or something. Don?t make your grill too hot, unless you are just doing 1 kind of meat on it like steak or jerk chicken. Otherwise you need to cook most things a bit slower to get them properly cooked through and avoid getting them burnt on the outside. Alternatively invite an American, Australian, South African or some such person around and get them to do it. But they will probably just drink all your beer and leave with one of your lady friends.

Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Joy Would it be in bad taste for me to mention Keira Knightley?s breasts at this point?

Mines a pint of Bollinger and a Woodford Reserve chaser please Jah

It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - REM

Jamma Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You've gone off topic and must now be shot. Oh not again.