Brendan

There are too many dammed decent places to have a drink in the bloody suburb. It?s altogether bad for my liver.

Bollocks. I pay tax in order to (amongst other things) be provided with a police force that will control crime significantly. Why aren?t they doing this, across the whole country? Is the best they can do some condescending advice on how high I should have my hedge? - Sorry off topic as this is a larger political bug bear of mine -

Wouldn?t like to be a batsman out there in these conditions at the moment. 4 wickets for 2 runs in 7 balls. And someone called Onions.

lenk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nothing like anecdotal, subjective evidence to > whip the board into a frenzy...here we go. What?s so anecdotal or subjective about this from the 5th post, ?Just found it was a friend of a friend. She's ok. She was mugged on her way home and she tried to fight him off. The police said she was lucky she was wearing a big coat as the wound was millimetres from her heart. Her hands are pretty cut up too. She's in hospital and very upset and shocked.? Technically unsubstantiated at this point as any post on a message board is but in all honesty do you suspect them to be lying? If so to what ends? But you know sorry I forgot this is your manor and people shouldn?t complain about crimes or threats to their safety. They?ve always happened so therefore it?s ok, nay good and proper it?s how we do thing ?round here. It?s London you know. These things are to be expected. Who the hell are these people showing concern for their fellow human beings?

I think you will find that attacking someone with a knife is attempted murder.

indiepanda Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh, and Madonna's version of American Pie was > indigestible rubbish too. that was quite posibly the worst cover version in history. Although All Saints ( It think it was them) did a cover of Under the Bridge which makes me want to slam my toe in a door.

I thought it was Cindy that the boys in England play with?

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ps. who is the keef interloper? He's a young fellow who normally posts on here as one Fear 'n Boozin'.

They're playing in shepherd's bush next month. I would highlhy recomend it if you're into sweaty, beer soaked punk shows.

Or whatever it would be in Swedish.

Why is the Swedish Street Rod Association called the Swedish Street Rod Asociation and not, det Svensk Street Rod Samfund.

I suppose throwing an old bog in a skip is infinitely better than using an old bog in a skip. Regardless of which newspaper you?re reading.

How many odd bogs you got lying ?round your gaff that you just might happen to have under your arm when going out for the paper on a Sunday morning?

It?s normally builders to be honest. If they can get rid of something quickly in an unattended skip they see they will.

Seventy Seven Rude Acronyms.

Sorry to go off topic there. I once took a wee next to the guy from Depeche Mode in a nightclub in Johannesburg.

Rhythm shmisim. Tuning shmooning. Timing shmiming. Solos shmoloels. Keyboards shmeeboards. Sober shmober.

Al, Al and Allie Broke the Rules Again - Light-year Cavalier and the Three Pints of Sugar Band.

Vincent, Don McLean?s truly beautiful tribute to Vincent van Gogh was in the mid nineties. Their wonderfully loud mess of the classic still brings a smile to my face. I?ve only had 3 beers Charlie. But I think it just topped up a very alcoholic weekend as everything is blurry and most definitely not to be taken seriously. I love bank olidays. No idea who Tim Vincent is.

Maybe, I am the Man. (but the ?91 remix as the ?80s version, while a groundbreaking exploration into the possibilities of mixing metal and rap, was essentially rubbish.)

Perhaps I am woman, here me roar.

Or perhaps Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil. No?

Or is that the real Slim Shady.

I am the resurrection.

Are those glasses drawn on?