May I please have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls and an angry looking woman in leather to act as minder/driver for the evening. If it's not too much trouble, cheers mate.