Brendan

Yeah. It's published by DC Comics.* *Even though, as I have pointed out, it is a Magazine.

Computers have cables Bob. But you can use the one from your kettle if you lose it.

Magazine, Mad Magazine.

I?d be pretty miffed if my lorry fell in a hole and then people started having a pop at it.

Is it Smashing Pumpkins?

Me too. Well not literally of course, I am a happily married man.

What's with the "100" posts quids?

heh heh heh

I thought you lived in Forest Hill.

Good enough excuse for me to buy a bottle I suppose. Anyway I was planning on eating some raw flesh this weekend.

There's a 7/11. Well you learn something new everyday.

Charmless Man - Blur. "Grow my hair Grow my hair I am Jim Morrison"

Where is this place anyway? I've never noticed it.

Bellenden Belle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "directed at people what should know better" > Mmmm, not sure about that clause either Sean. Indeed it should in fact read, ??directed at people wot should know better.?

Normally don't read these thread but for some reason I read this one. For another even more inexplicable reason I?m posting on it. Just to entertain myself really I suppose. I must admit this is the first I have heard of ?Camper? so I had to look them up but, 80 bucks for a pair of trainers. Balls! They can?t be that good. My cons only cost about 30 and you can wear a pair of them day in and out for about 5 years. I know this from experience. Or you could just buy a pair of skate shoes that will look better and last the fuck out of those things. It really is a silly business this fashion nonsense and never ceases to amaze me whenever I open one of its doors for a peak inside. Anyway back on topic. The booteek place?s shoes were way too expensive.

That post should really all be one sentence Sean.

Could you ask Piers Morgan what type of roles he is interested in post Bond?

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lobsang Norbu Shastri, Is that, that fancy tea my wife drinks?

Works with puppies too.

At what stage in the lifecycle does SeanMcEnroe (Oh, you can NOT be serious!) start posting exclusively on one thread? ;-)

No, no, The War. Well the last one anyway. You?re probably too young to remember it but me and a few of the chaps went over to Europe for a barney and taught the Germans a thing or two. Or was it the French? Not sure anymore but they were definitely a foreign lot. There was definitely garlic involved and sausage too though. All a bit like that pizza express place Jaybee goes to woo the young ladies really, garlic, sausage and hot Americans. And cigarettes but of course smoking was still good for you back then.

I know it does wonders for your faith in humanity doesn?t it.

It?s a post war term my dear. I think it originated from something to do with the new found ?vitality? our girls seemed to have acquired after we returned from the continent.

Wise words on that forum from Downsouth an ex and well missed member of this one, "I do find the whole "them" and "us" thing quite funny as the only posters who have put up derogatory things are normally ex-EDF members. By and large those comments are ignored by most people who do post here. But with the amount of traffic generated over there lots of opinions are aired very quickly whereas that's just not the case on the WDF. I think the lack of replies to such posts is indicative of the fact that most people here simply don't care about non-existenet rivalries which to be fair the EDF guys enjoy as it forms part of their banter."

Our conversation on another thread about gout got me thinking about the positive health effects of alcohol. Who wants to focus on the bad all the time? We have all heard about a glass of wine or a pint of the black stuff being good for you. So I?ve been on the internet and found some highly scientific stuff about what drinks are good for you. In order to get the full benefit of the products available in your local wine shop it will take some dedication but here is the list of what you will need to drink every day: 1 pint of Guinness ? It has antioxidants which reduce heart clots and heart attacks. Although the thing everyone believes about it containing loads of iron is bollocks. 1 pint of beer ? It contains mineral silicon for your bones. 1 glass of white wine ? Antioxidants again but these ones are good for your lungs. 1 glass of port ? It doesn?t have any major health benefits but it does contain antioxidants and you can?t get too many of those. 2 glasses of red wine ? This stuff is the tits when it comes to beneficial booze. That?s why you should have 2 glasses just for good measure. It contains B vitamins, potassium, iron and antioxidants of all the colours of the rainbow. It protects you against heart disease, Alzheimer's, diabetes, strokes and it helps you sleep. 1 glass of sherry ? It helps produce good cholesterol which is good because it does for the bad cholesterol. 1 glass of whisky ? To prevent stokes and cataracts and supports the Scottish economy which will in turn stop the Scots from invading England, marching on London, coming ?round yours and being very bad for your health indeed. 1 glass of brandy ? More antioxidants. In fact good quality brandy is apparently about as good for you as taking a vitamin supplement. Finally 1 glass of Baileys ? It isn?t really good for you but the cream and sugar help slow down alcohol intake and after 9 other drinks that will probably be handy. Disclaimer: If you are reading this and you think that it is actually sound medical advice and not the just the booze deprived ravings of a demented office worker, or in anyway properly researched, you are probably drunk and should go for a lie down.