Brendan

Dark chocolate is quite nice isn?t it? Although I prefer marshmallows but then some people will write any old crap on message boards.

PPS ? And the Lord spake unto the fish and it did vomit Jonah up onto dry land.

Yes. By noticing that the person robbing her was black with dreadlocks, what she was actually doing was inciting racial hatred by saying that all black people are robbers, especially those with dreadlocks.

Whah hey! Slipped my way back up Lordship's Lane and arrived sodden of foot and ruddy of cheek in time to throw snow at the house until I was told to stop it and come in for dinner.

Not in this weather. You?ll catch your death.

What a cunt. I just spoke to my boss. He suggested we go sledging in Brockwell Park.

Good lord, not even 8am and you people are already on about drinking! EDT did you say...

Possibly. I think you can get away with not having a roasting tin as long as you have one of those serving spoons with the holes in them. Not to roast your dinner in you understand but they are utensils that only grown ups have.

When calculating the ODI rankings over the last 6 months the ICC must have been getting their sums wrong. But I see they have now corrected the problem and all is back as it should be: 1st - South Africa 2nd* - Australia 3rd ? Some other country that probably also plays cricket. *Or 1st loser

Tell me about it. I?m posting this from the 3rd pew from the back in St Thomas More. I?ve always said what church needs is some dancing girls, it?s just too boring without them.

Here's one for all you Keef Richards fans: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9xb_zN1HXT8&feature=related

elbow

Hawkeye

Oh don?t get so upset. A little shooting never hurt anyone. I personally can think of many people deserving of a good shooting. Which is probably why it is a good thing that I am not a judge.

Market forces? If the people in an area aren?t using a store it stops being profitable and will close down.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- you can't tar them all with the same brush. Well it depends on how many of them there are, how big your brush is and what type of feathers you plan on using.

Oh, jolly good then. And there was me tightening my suspenders in preparation for a Friday afternoon flounce.

duck

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Harsh criticism, but I'm sure E J Brendan can take > it on the chin. I just figured this out (by googling ?EJ? AND ?Poet?. I?m smart me *taps nose*). You?re calling me a Pratt aren?t you? Sheesh, everyone?s a critic.

War

No not just a witty man but fanny talented as well? I will not ask how you know this.

I schizophrenic enough with just one name thank you very much.

Steady on now chaps. Just remember it?s all fun and games until somebody wears a beret.

Shit

Being too hung-over to work this morning I have decided to reflect upon my eveing last night in verse. The Atheist and the Vindaloo I went for a curry one Thursday late With an atheist from work Pints of inspiration Had sparked conversation About the heavens the seas and the earth ?Welcome to the Bahji? Said a waiter called Charlie And - ?Sir, would you try not to shout? So we swore to being sober As he beckoned us over For the pub had ejected us out The Bahji in Borough is a sight to behold Like an opulent temple of yore Every chair is unique And the linen plastique And joss-sticks drop ash on the floor As we took to a table Just a little unstable Upsetting a banker en-route Charlie told us of specials Served in stainless-steal vessels With the poppadums thrown in to-boot And there in the gloaming we spoke and we sang And were told to please shut-it or leave And there in the gloaming we drank and danced And the atheist spilt wine on my sleeve Next we got to talking about Hawking and Dawkins And I ordered a lamb Vindaloo ?Fuck you? said my friend ?I?ll believe what I want? And, ?Curry?s just Indian stew? So what could I do to placate my friend To relieve existential distress Except to drink to the virtues of spices and beer And the curve of her impressive chest Which earned me a kick in the shins I might add. (It?s serious business this poeting stuff);-)