Brendan

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You probably don't heat your house or cook with > oil, anyway. No the impact will be on transport. Try doing just about anything in the modern world that isn?t reliant on roads, rail, air travel. Unless you?re talking about olive oil which I do cook with.

The International Order of Champagne Socialists? Fucking Splitters!

Fergi, who has a host of Ducks and Barons etc in her family tree was still considered a commoner.

Quite but I have recently become the founding member of the Royal Society of Middleclass Communist so I have to convey a view of the monarchy which is in keeping with our Royal Charter. As a disregard for the institution of royalty is a basic tenet of our foundation it was fundamental that the charter which brought us into existence was Royal and, if it is ever committed to paper, drawn up on the back of a fag pack by yours truly.

oh facking hell. Is all I can really say.

Technically, unless you are part of the aristocracy* you are a commoner. Doesn?t matter how much money you have. *Who for some reason have been allowed to proliferate into the modern era in Britain instead of being told bugger off and make their own way or try their luck with the guillotine.

Upper class political filth thinks that it is appropriate to employ staff dedicated to his own vanity at the tax payer?s expense while rolling out policy to further impoverish the most vulnerable in society and gleefully destroying millions of lives. Big fucking surprise. Government pays off the victims of torture to cover their own war mongering backs. Big fucking surprise. Government of hereditary millionaires ignores warnings of the pressure it is putting on businesses and individuals. Big fucking surprise. Police force decimated by a government who will all be able to afford gated communities with private security once they have created the country they dream of. Big fucking surprise. Old boys network complicit in covering up the harvesting of human organs for nuclear research. Big fucking surprise. The public choose to celebrate their festering, collective, contemptibility by burying their snouts in a spectacle put on at their own expense by a parasitic, mediaeval monarchy. ps. Other opinions are available but are probably wrong.

Listen I love a wedding me. I really do. But are they going to invite me so that I can get Brahms and Liszt on the free plonk, dance inappropriately with the groom?s nan and end the evening holding onto the turf behind the marquis to stop myself falling off the earth? Well are they? Are they buggery.

Not bad for a guy who doesn't like playing test matches.

So they?re going to be selling newspapers at the wedding. Some weird German tradition is it?

As and Irishman and a South African I resemble that comment and regardless of duplicitous ethnicity I reserve the right to be derisive of watsoeverIbloodywelllike. EDIT: because wot I first wrote made bugger all sense.

There is a sense of entitlement in this country that needs addressing.

Can you make an attach? case out of bacon?

It?s funny how all this vitriol about Lib Dem ?betrayal? comes almost exclusively from Labour supporters. If you remember they first tried to negotiate a power sharing deal with Labour but the Labour party refused to compromise on anything. Cynically in my opinion, and I?m pretty sure on the advice of that Mandleson character, because Labour had no interest in winning this election. It was a ?good one to loose? as the next few years were going to make any party in power deeply unpopular. If the Labour party had responded in good faith and in a spirit of mutual trust and cooperation a stable government with an ideology based on social justice could have been formed. Instead they are playing politics in an attempt to kick their biggest threat, the Liberals, into touch*. So now we have to put up with a compromise where conservative policies which most of the population find morally detestable have to be tolerated in exchange for a few bones being thrown to the liberal agenda. Most supporters of the Lib Dems are not happy with the outcome necessarily but they do understand it while this bile filled bluster about betrayal comes from people who didn?t even vote from them. *Don?t think for a minute mind that the Tories don?t currently have a gaggle of smarm trying to manipulate the current situation to the same ends.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > is a warm bum. fixed that for you.

Keyboards too.

A recent favourite is Balevenie double wood. It?s not the same sort of peaty whisky as the Islay malts, more rich and smooth and almost sweet but still with a lot of depth.

Not completely implausible Sean as many people will attest to the presence of sunlight in their colons.

So if you need to have a leg spun Anil will do it.

I know of a leg-spinner called Anil and an assistant management accountant with the surname of Mistry so it is all quite plausible really.

Is that a rhetorical question?* * And while I?m at it is that also a rhetorical question?

It?s not really cricket is it but then there really are more important things to be outraged by than 35 arseholes who think it?s big and clever to be rude about an international day of tribute to the dead. What I find more offensive is that there actually exists something called the English Defence League who had gathered nearby to have some sort of nationalist barney with these idiots.

I hope he didn?t know he was going to enter into a coalition. Although considering the shitehawks that befoul Westminster who knows.

Well I wasn't really defending him. Just pointing out that he didn't know he was going to enter into a coalition when he made the pledge. I do think he should have stuck to it or at least put up more of a fight. Perhaps trying to accommodate too many Tory members distracted him.

I have. Keep up.