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Brendan

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  1. Brendan

    Great Gigs

    well bloody woe to you oh earth and sea in that case.
  2. We had a thoroughly enjoyable wedding. The trick was adopting the following strategy. She planned, I agreed and did whatever I was asked. I also made the point that came up earlier about not inviting the family drunk but she said if I didn?t pitch up she would castrate me.
  3. ?God made me do it.? is at least more plausible than all that Weapons of Mass Destruction balls.
  4. Well the nature of gods are various and subjective and can be explored regardless of whether you think they warrant belief or even active disbelief. The nature of religion though is pretty simple and easy to identify.
  5. Why would you want to kill a horse?
  6. Sounds awfully theological to me.
  7. The communion of unutterable idiocy And the unexplained self replication of certain proteins coming to a predictable end at some point.
  8. We believe in one authoritative, secular and apostolic organisation.
  9. Education is not always necessary. David Cameron and his ilk still need people to clean their toilets don?t they? They can take advantage of opportunities like that which the free market offers. They should be grateful for the choice and freedom they have.
  10. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pipes > Bowler hats > Snuff > > > ....the times they are a changiing I keep 2 out of 3 in my shed.
  11. That dam book?s about as annoying as a grocers? apostrophe.
  12. Brendan

    X Factor

    Not it wasn't the wine. Not tonight or any other night.
  13. Whereas I was motivated more by an incessant urge to be a smartarse. For instance I?m just busting to point out to Santerme that syntax is an element of grammar. Anyhoo this by no means absolves me from the guilt of bed spilling. And shit grammar. Other folkses erors are no less wrong because of my own.
  14. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shall we ressurrect Friday Night Dad's club Mick? > Gardeners World then t'Internet for me > ........"Are there any woman here?" *looks in the > directionof Moos and Annasfield Can I play now? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
  15. I didn't know we had a naked bar. Sounds fun.
  16. Freeloader.
  17. So they they do subsidised my beer but not that shit mass produced lager Quids drinks then. Sucker.
  18. Do the wealthiest 10% of buggers in this country subsidise my beer? do they fuck!
  19. Wich port? I thought we had bugger all to export.
  20. How many beers do they get for a tenner each?
  21. SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How do we create future wealth without exports, > Huggers? We lend ourselves shitloads of money and then wait for the payments to come rolling in.
  22. van der Wotsit! If you don't mind.
  23. It?s called living vicariously through the medium of smiley. It?s very now.
  24. Well that's why it's the last event of Friday night before the embarrassed Saturday morning smily.
  25. Not necessarily in that order but you get me drift, non?
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