Brendan

Do women do stuff to their eye lashes? What sort of stuff?

Dirty Old Town - The Dubliners

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm rich.......I'll take used notes Brendan > > I personally prefer track number three. That doesn't count. You just googled it.

Well I do my best.

Up town on the underground ? Scabby Annie. (1 million pounds to anyone who recognises that one)

Lick my love pump - Spinal Tap

We?ll I?ve only had free muffins once this week. That was Wednesday. Yesterday it was Danish pastries and croissants. This morning I was forced to pay for my sausage sandwich. On the other hand I almost never get the chance to cause an international diplomatic incident.

Beautiful disaster - 311

Everything sucks - Descendents

?My Dearest Darren I cannot deny that it is with a heavy heart* that I have picked up Eleanor to craft this note. For Eleanor with her faux jade inlaid cap and tempered steel nib is and I believe always shall be my first choice for the purposes personal correspondence but Eleanor would not be what she is if it were not for that rarest of commodities which pumps forth from her heart, her Diamine woodland green ink. And it is thus, Deirdre, that I have always seen your role within our party, as the ink within your brother?s pen, indispensable and uniquely hued. Your devoted friend and comrade. David XOXO? *Which is unfortunately not entirely the same thing as a heavy chest.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > david-carnell helps himself to a free breakfast > muffin every morning - an acknowledged but > unofficial gratuity. He places the muffin on his desk next to the coffee from the staff machine. The coffee has tasted slightly of cardboard ever since they replaced the plastic cups with paper ones to save the planet. He raises the cup, stares over the top of the insipid liquid, out the window across the equally insipid Westminster skyline, sighs and begins to organise his pens.

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Fembot or not, who am I to judge, it doesn?t preclude her from representing the interests of cybermen.

You're a robot lawyer?

Feeling proud of an accident of birth makes about as much sense as feeling ashamed of it. Do I feel affinity to my countrymen? Yes, no, maybe, usually, sometimes, kinda depends.

Well fraulein zat iz a relief.

It?s this sort of sense of entitlement that is the problem with modern Britain.

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > and apologise with a zeeeee ? Zed. Please, please, please. It makes me see reed.

Don't make me have to say something about well scuffed balls PGC.

Although I?m not entirely sure if the world is ready yet for fruit themed, bowling inspired bad jokes based on worse jokes. But I?ll give it a go.

A jaffa.

Is this the cricket thread?

ha ha. Sean Mac in losing his rag and swearing at someone shocker.

I don?t get the idea that this forum is ?supposed? (who makes these rules anyway) to be anonymous. It is a local forum for a residential area in London*. How can it be anonymous? There are plenty of boards online which are not a tool to speak to your next door neighbours and therefore pretty anonymous but why should anyone feel that they need a place to vent things to their neighbours anonymously? Anyway the forum drinks are always a blast. Although admittedly I haven?t been to one in quite literally years but I?ve met more genuinely nice people through them than you can safely shake a stick at. * And certain areas of Surrey.

I remember David Mitchell saying on one of those panel show things that it is a sad reflection on us that peoples? beef with Ann Widdecombe is that she is not so easy on the eye and not that she is in fact horrible and dangerous person who has actively campaigned against gay rights and opposes action on climate change.