Brendan

6:30. I'm not fucking wating until 8:30 to have a beer.

I was looking at a house once and the women tried to sell it to me on the grounds that it had Farrow and Balls paint in the kitchen. ?Because the type of paint you have on your walls means something? Oh do fuk off.? is what I would have liked to have said but of course I am far too polite. Anyway what?s the skinny with this? I was in caf? Nero the other day and noticed they were advertising flat white. It?s just a cappuccino without the froth isn?t it?

It's somewhere in Yorkshire isn't it?

Your house is called Brenda?

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh-kay, now lets talk seriously about this .... > > What did people really think about the article on > page 56? I'm confused now. Was there really some article or was it all bullshit?

Apparently they tried to canonise St Chuck of Norris but he broke the cannons with a round-house kick.

I believe in miracles - the ramones.

Oh fuk is there an East Dulwich diaspora too? I can't be part of 2 diasporas. It's all way too much for one man.

Boy likes watching shit get blowed up good.

The only thing I would warn you to look out for is the spiders. They love ours. Arachnids as big as your head have come out from under the floorboards. Other than that it?s a great office/yoga space/loud guitar playing room/batcave.

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I do really enjoy watching Top Gear though, not > because I 'like' or 'admire' Clarkson, I like the > premise of the programme. > > It appeals to me at a really base level, the > rebellious little schoolboy inside who gets off on > seeing how many burgers he can fit in his mouth, > or bullying the goofy kid. And that Brian May is dead sexy.

We?re missing an important question here. Does he really shit in the woods?

What he said.

Don't hate me for my fashion man.

Well if you?re going to make some sort of proper argument you can?t compare Catholicism to Islam. Catholicism is just a denomination of Christianity. Islam, like Christianity, has many different denominations.

Why is what other people wear any concern of yours whatsoever?

Is this the first boozer to have been named by the Eed Dee Eff?

Sofa's. How are they on sofas and soft armchairs? I have a bony arse. Which is not the same thing as a bonny arse.

As the actress said to the pontif.

Really?

That the one you were waiting for?

Is it as annoying as Quids?

Or go for 668, the neighbour of the beast.

Things are getting really fuked now. We just got an all users email at work entitled, Warning: Road closures tomorrow due to Paypal (sic) Visit.

I want to be a god in the South Pacific too.