Brendan

So was it a contraction of it is or a possessive it? eh? And when did round brackets become eclipses? And is a possessive it the correct term? And while we?re at it will Laura ever fuck Urckle?

Don't they own the Phoenix too?

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Class is an outdated load of w@nk. I agree with Keef completely. Although he knows I do. As an outsider who has nevertheless been close to and associated with poms all my life and lived here for nigh on a decade I can honestly say that your adherence to outdated and sometimes mean spirited ideas of class is something that lets you down as an otherwise pleasant enough nation. This goes for both sides of the spectrum. I do have to caveat that though by saying that for the economically excluded, of which there is a significant population in Britain, the idea of belonging to a class is possibly all they have. I couldn?t give a dam about Winterbottoms mind you.

I like books for the same reason I like CDs. I like having things to clutter my house up with. These are however going to be very useful. Especially for students.

Tell that to Kull the Destroyer.

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Christ, maybe we should just herd everybody > earning below a certain wage into fenced off parts > of the country and provide them with places like > Wetherspoons which sell cheap ale, so that > everybody else can sneer and look down their noses > at them from the expensive bars elsewhere. I thought this was how it worked already.

Why thank you. I don't mind if I do.

I always assumed that a half nelson was 55.5

While we on the subject of fur knickers (and I believe that we are) I have today come upon the knowledge that the protagonist, deuterogamist and many other supporting characters of the Masters of the Universe, universe were so completely derivative of those from the world of Kull of Atlantis as to actually be plagiaristic. It?s not everyday that a man has to face up to the fact that the fantasies in which his boyhood mind adventured were based on deceit.

Tommy Cooper is illegal in Turkey. Fact!

Which is a thing almost entirely dissimilar to a full nelson.

Hmmmm? 333. Which is, I believe, a triple nelson.

Christ there?s membership and all. It?s worse than I thought.

Because Pa wouldn't?

Which is not the same thing as a ball gag.

I think it?s a very elaborate knob gag.

Well fur knickers are a bit impractical for everyday business like.

Not any more it aint.

Or perhaps not as it would be a shame to take the sport away from the sort who sit around and discuss why they think they?re better than other people.

This chap has a valid point. Just because you?re a bedraggled urchin or grimy ruffian with more chins on your neck than zeros on your bank balance doesn?t mean you shouldn?t make an effort when you step out for an evening at your local JP Winterbottoms. I for one am currently resplendent in a outfit the procurement of which was almost entirely gratis consisting as it does of the satin evening shirt from my graduation party, gold serviette from last year?s Christmas dinner serving as my cravat, crocheted posing pouch fashioned out of the doily which I liberated from its decades longs subjugation upon the arm of Aunty Meredith?s wingback and snakeskin cowboy boots which fell off the back of a lorry in the Old Kent Road area back in ?98.

Crushed and devalued. Crushed and devalued.

peterstorm1985 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "delivered by design/marketing departments in > Northampton" > > I find that offensive. Just because something > comes from Northampton shouldn't be a cause of > mockery. Interesting assertion. Whyever not?

Lots of things will take longer to kill you if you run. Lions for one.

Never trust a man who is good at golf. It's just not natural being good at golf.

I want to be a politically dissident skateboarder and haplessly failed musician with a sexy wife, a perfect son and a boring job in town.