Brendan

Or sharks for that matter. My point was about sanctimonious cunts on moral crusades brimming with justification which stems from one of the more distasteful aspects of their national character.

Foxes aren't the point.

I wonder how British society would react to an arrogant Chinese arsehole doing a 4 episode populist expose on the backwards, antisocial idiocy of Britons tearing foxes apart with packs of hounds (or some other tradition that his audience would find contrary to their sensibilities I suppose)

I always see this sort of shit as a challenge and consequently feel rather inadequate that I only got through just over 50% of my quota last week. Must try harder Brendan. Must try harder.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mockney piers Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Islam isn't based upon resurrection > > I'd love to know where you and Hugo get that idea > from - do either of you have a citation? > > Islam is predicated on the Day of Resurrection > (Yawm al-Qiy?mah) when everyone will be > resurrected and judged. This is derived from the > Day of Judgement and End of Times eschatologies > found within Christianity and Rabbinical Judaism, > respectively. > > Edited for accuracy. And it al has it's route in acient Egyptian belief. Or so I have heard postulated.

Who was it who said, "Why don't you just empty the contents of your bin into the shower then get in fully clothed and turn the cold water on instead?" Not me it wasn't. I'm sure I stole it.

I know you're reading this.

So would it be better for all concerned if we all spent that money we are pumping into our pension funds every month on booze, cigarettes and drugs instead?

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've never slept with Cheryl Cole..........just > saying. As opposed to Simon Cowel and Nick Clegg?

Cunt

Me, I am currently indecent.

Well the selectors changed their approach a few years ago and started fielding the South Africa A side instead. It seems to be working out. On that note, as PGC said earlier, there is a bit of a game on in Cape Town at the moment. Jaques Kallis made 324 not out batting with a Kalashnikov slug in his stomach, a broken arm and one of his legs chopped off.

Titters *titters*.

Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Its nothing to do with anal I don't know, it looks a bit like it might have been.

Ho did I know you were going to bring that up Sean.

Can I just reassure the Daily Mail reading public that just because the current scientific evidence suggests that the modern day populations of anatomically modern humans outside of Africa originated from a migration about 50K years ago out of the continent it doesn't mean that you are actually black.

Humans have always migrated far further and more easily along coastlines and waterways than across land masses.

I?ve just read a 1 page introduction to quantum mechanics and I don?t think I agree with it. Goes against common sense. I?m off to start a thread challenging the basic hypothesis of the field.

Hoorray for uncle Vinnie. Did he put a horse's head in his bed too?

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On a positive note, thank you to Ratty for > starting this thread and reminding me that I > haven't listened to the Pogues in yonks. I spent > a happy 40 minutes queueing in the post office > with Rum, Sodomy and the Lash. Sounds nice. What were you listening to?

Hmm. Well that's sorted then. Now, how many will you need to kill him horribly?

What?s so clean about whistles anyway? They?re usually full of some halitosic PE teacher?s spit.

Walking to work today I saw a big stonker on the back of a Roller.

How many of them will you need to kill Jeremy Clarkson?

Surely the smell of a corked wine is not the bacteria itself but the gas the bacteria is producing. So even if you kill the bacteria the taste will still be there.