Brendan

For gods' sake don't set fire to her!

Serves you fucking right for going to Clapham.

Oooh. We haven't done this in a while.

The Goose & Granite, don't remind me. Just what the fuck exactly was that all about?

How very Victorian. Which classes are they turning away?

Yes indeed. Franklins and the Magnolia. Fine establishments.

not my fault you guys drink like girls.

If you?re being dogmatically SE22 then this route may work. It only takes in pubs. Once you start going into bar territory it just gets silly. Harvester Plough Clock House Forest Hill Tavern Herne Tavern CPT Castle Magnolia Franklins The Actress Palmerston Bishop EDT The Vale Have I missed any? 14 pubs. 1 pint in each. Should be a pleasant evening out.

Seems like they found a bar full of Old Etonians mixed with Pink Ladies and a liberal scattering of Slippery Nipples.

Well they are cunts. To be fair.

Satire is a pit in Surrey. Who knew. I watched the highlights last night. England?s fielding display was comically inept. I can only assume that they were drunk.

Sorry but that's just singing from the same propaganda sheet that we have all heard ad nauseam for the last couple of years. Is the conservative leadership really that out of touch that they assume that everyone outside of their little world of privilege (ie the majority of the country) is an imbecile who?ll believe any shit they spin them?

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Unmax the synapse.

Getting tight but still doable. A lot like my trousers.

Although he?s certainly got more of a wardrobe for Strictly.

I also keep a bag of roll-up, a nip of Bells and a copy of the Racing Post in my pants.

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > but what next for Gaddafi? Celebrity big Big Brother. Or at least Come Dine With Me.

In some ways an old fashioned old boys bung would be preferable because at least you know who got it and why and it makes both the bunger and bungee clearly responsible if there is a cock up. Not that I?m advocating that sort of behaviour mind but as anyone in the working world knows you open yourself up to a lot of personal liability if you vouch for someone. In some ways the trundling bureaucracy of the public procurement process can be used as a shield from that.

Marmora Man, Yep I know very well how laborious the application and bidding process in public procurement is. (especially considering all the EU fuckery that has to be taken into account) But it didn?t stop the last government from having a go at strategic positioning and it won?t stop this one. The government may be bound by the procurement rules but a lot of the time they do set the agenda when it comes to what is being procured.

?Government to give state contracts to their personal business connections? would be even nearer the truth.

The Irish team is also made up of a handful of South Africans, Kiwis and Australinas with a brace of poms thrown in for good measure. South Africa has also got in on the act. Chronically unable to grow their own spin bowlers they have stolen one from Pakistan.

I wouldn?t worry then. With this being a world cup and them having that many South Africans in the team they?ll only bottle it in some or other farcical manner.

What do you mean? He hasn't even batted yet.

It maintains the status quo and doesn?t allow any threat to the entrenched prejudices of an unrepresentative 2 party system you petulant shit.