Not England. Definitely not England. In fact nowhere on this piss drenched archipelago comes close to somewhere I would actually want to live if work, money and my family weren?t the motivating factors. Apart from London maybe for what it offers as a city but I?m over that now. My own island in the Cyclades I think. With a surfable break and an island of ill repute close by so that I don?t get bored.