Brendan

I don?t buy papers that often but I will pick up a Guardian when there is an opportunity to use it to annoy some cunt.

What about people who have jobs advertising jobs in advertising? Where do we stand on them? Should I wear heels?

Anyone else see this on the paper yesterday?

i just want to dance!

Did Bill Hicks do a bit on people who take it all too seriously?

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Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd go ever further than that, and say he is a > @#$%& @#$%&. Well obviously. I just can?t bring myself to give a shit about these sort of people enough to actually have opinions about them. Actors, pop singers etc. they?re just dancing monkeys really.

Not all of the world are broke. Or as broke as the UK at least. Read this today. Merve in stating the fucking obvious shocker. http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/mar/01/mervyn-king-blames-banks-cuts

Come on Ireland!

Instead of the boring predictability of being a total fricking rock star from Mars I chose to follow my heart and pursue an uncompromising life of office based mediocrity. Of course the world I have chosen to inhabit does not contain as many groupies and involve as much liberal drug use as a reasonable man would reasonably expect but there is cake. A lot can be said for having a satisfactory amount of cake.

There are much worse things than drug addled megalomania. Like piles and cabbage.

Sounds happy to me. His life is so much more bitchin than mine.

Platoon. Is that the one where he doesn?t surf? Or is that some other cockswinging army filim? Anyway I followed a link from that quiz page and some of these outputs are pretty dam special. I wish I had said them. Maybe in a job interview or when I first met my in-laws: "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain," "I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen'. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." "Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way." "Practice is for amateurs,"

This is the guy from Men at Work and Hot Shots right? What?s he done and why should I care?

I'm Jeremy Bowen and so is my wife.

And then there was one when the whale came and swallowed Colin.

Seven if you will please Scrumple.

This message could not be posted as you are an arse.

Said the vicar. If you know what I mean. And I think that you do.

Exorcisms get your exorcisms here.

I once had a go at earnest in an exorcism?

Wait. Hang on. That?s not right. I once exorcised half of earnest.

I once had a go at exorcism but I was only half in earnest.

Don't go confusing "knowledge" with "opinion".

*Extinguishes decent shag with soda siphon* *Pours her a medicinal, morning absinth* *Offers bottle to the chinless red coats on the proviso they keep the pyromania to a minimum.*