Brendan

Because you just told me about it for the first time. Does this mean I'm thieving from murdoch? Please say it does.

Apparently he is 8 times more likely to be stopped and searched than Dangermouse.

If you aren?t genuinely afraid of women, all women, you?re a fool or an insane.

Can?t we just make the buggers arm-wrestle for it? Although in that case we may end up with the chap from that Big Fat Gypsies show running the country.

That?ll learn him. Walked right past me in Westminster the other day without saying hello. Crushed and devalued I was.

I?m a bit baffled as to why I should give a flying toss about the historical accuracy of my internet forum fuckery about battle elephants. Although the thing about the Ireland invasion force was interesting.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pardon, Brendan? Are you trying to imply I'm > acting as some mouthpiece? Not at all. I'm just trying to annoy you.

Party line?

Is that anything like Hai Karate?

Veni, Vidi, I trampled the buggers with elephants.

But then again the North is full of Northerners.

True the South is full of cunts.

I tried but there wasn't anyone from the Progressive Federal Party standing in the East Surrey ward at the last election.

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No. No you see. Now you?re just being silly.

Yes! Shit television and wine.

Well I was making a very serious point about the suitability of the area South of the Thames as a Roman military encampment prior to human settlement around the river especially considering that they would have known that the local timber was unsuitable for the type of Castra they would have needed. It?s really not my fault if people have a rubbish knowledge of the cartographical advancements made by the Roman military in the 5 or so decades after Caesar?s conquest of Gaul. I ask you.

When my son is big enough to carry my golf clubs I may consider getting rid of the car.

Why in the names of all the gods would they want to?

Yes, started. Admin and towns is what they did.

So did I but the Romans set up their first administrative town at Colchester.

I didn?t realise Colchester was in Kent. You learn something new every day. The Romans attacked the city with elephants. You are no longer allowed to attack the local population of Colchester with elephants. This is a good example of political correctness gone mad in the modern world.

So they started with Essex instead? Makes sense.

I went back to 4 channels 6 moths ago (no digital reception at my new house). I?ve been intending to get cable ever since I moved but only having 4 channels is of so little impact on my life that I haven?t got around to it yet and now can?t really be bothered. Telly was shit with a bazillion channels and it is shit with 4.

Are you involved with these guys by any chance? http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/Cool-Astronomy/2011/0107/Scientists-plan-Uranus-probe