Muley

Are any of them a grand-daughter of Andrew Sachs?

If anyone knows the real identity/location of Peckhamgatecrasher would they be so kind as to poke him/her with a stick. Just a gentle, encouraging prod would suffice.

What Peckham Rose and Mumra said. Also probably worth a letter to the head of the school- copying in the school governors, which should wake him/her up a bit- emphasising that it is a form of bullying and that, as such, you expect them to deal with the situation

matthew123 wrote Was she from a family full of eccentrics?

Horsebox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ???? Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I always have my torch and pitchfork by the > door > > Quids, you're hired. Take late shift clown detail. Not just clowns- essential kit for baying mobs in pursuit vampires/monsters/golems/short-changing Somerfields till staff, etc. across the rooftops of EDs Gothic quarter, wouldn't you say?

The OP makes some valid points- having mudguards fitted to one's bicycle speaks of a certain refinement, no? Furthermore, by rights all cycles ought to be made by Pashley and have a nice wicker basket on the front. And another thing, would you young people mind showing a little decorum and dispense with all that vulgar figure-hugging fluorescent lycra nonsense- there's nothing wrong with a nice Laura Ashley floral print. I don't know what the neighbours will make of all this carry-on, I really don't...

bignumber5 I'm afraid it was a bit of sarcasm in the face of all this technical wizardry and general cleverness; however, after seeing the obvious sincerity of your reply I now feel deeply ashamed of my churlish flippancy. I'm putting myself on the naughty step. It's the only language I understand.

Oooooh, technical. This the right place to ask how to attach a photo to a posting, then?

Fair enough, old cyclists, lets let it lie... Young cyclists though, don't get me started, what a bunch of @#%?s. (BTW is 'parp one's horn' a euphemism?)

I got a crackin' haircut done at Jazz's at the weekend. (But sadly it does mean that the infamous statement by *Bob* that 'Jazz is not the answer' may no longer be an absolute truth)

I can be found most weekends lurking in Dulwich woods wearing a bullet-proof vest and leather hotpants, with a tube of KY jelly in one hand and a paddle in t'other...

As Time goes By- Dooley Wilson

My Life- Billy Bastard Joel

True story- my brother-in-law was very smug when he got an extras part as a suitor in a TV version of the Odyssey, shot in Pinewood studios. Turned out he was to be suspended halfway up a wall by concealed wires while the Props dept rigged up a spear through his guts (that Odysseus had hurled across the room, pinning him to the wall). Just when all was ready, the call came for lunch prior to filming- of course, the whole crew forgot about him and rushed to the catering van, leaving him dangling for 30 minutes in considerable discomfort. Oh how we laughed! Anyway, time for another clue PGC?

Or bugger your canoe, shoot your ukelele and...actually, no, let's I'm getting out of this hell-hole while there's still time

Nah, the worst sort of hillbillies play the banjo, try to shoot you in your canoe and bugger you in the woods- I've seen Deliverance. People round here play the ukelele

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There's been an explosion of mushrooms/toadstools > overnight on the common. Anyone know how to > identify those mushrooms? Best leave 'em alone. I came across a few in Crystal Palace Park once and shortly after could have sworn I saw dinosaurs

A few months back a comedy show on radio 4 featured a stand up who was doing a schtick based around his eastend cockerney upbringing, but then moved on to his new girlfriend: "she's proper middle class- lives in East Dulwich, been skiing, everything..." That said, my Cardiff City-supporting cousins know I live in Millwall territory and have the same attitude as Quids' mates.

Richard Hannay

Consider becoming 'themaninpink' and opening up a whole new world of options? Just a thought...

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, I'm just feeling as though I ought to be > skipping about in my motley. How's a chap supposed to stay focused and get any work done Moos, with you posting such erotically charged prose!

OK then, Lady Stardust?

Ziggy Stardust

Pah! All me old 70's LPs are stashed away down in the cellar, an' wiv me lumbago playin' up an' all...

Bennie (and the jets)?