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The Appeal Court has refused to recognise an "over the telephone" Muslim marriage, between an autistic British man (who functions at the level of a three year old and is said to be highly suggestible) and a woman in Bangladesh, he has never met. The wedding, under Sharia law, would have enabled his new wife to get a visa and join him in this country. Now, I've heard everything.

mockney piers Wrote:

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> But the important question is "would you?"


She looks a whole lot more attractive with ?24.3 million in the bank but I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole not that I've got a bargepole. She is vile.

Jah Lush wrote:She's a deranged old slapper


Not doing too bad for a one legged, strident, deranged old slapper though.

Isn't it time divorce settlements were reconsidered?

Who believes this amount of money can be justified other than Heather?

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for each individual to take out what they put in?

That voice of Thomas the Tank Engine Would seduce even you I'm sure DC, but the man who gave us the frog chorus...even for $25 million, really?


* he he, I toned down my post thrice in the composition, only to see we can always count on *Bob* to lower the tone!! ;) *

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Come on now, Gents.

> Be honest - hand on heart - ?25m for doing Ringo

> up the rotbox. Just once. No kissing. Cash in

> hand.

>

> Anyone who says they wouldn't is a barefaced liar.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you

Regarding Paul and Heather:



I'm with LizzygotDizzy here - she has been crucified by the media - I'm not a fan of hers, but the level of vilification takes my breath away. It is clear that she is suffering from some mental disorder....so


Has anyone considered that maybe being married to Paul sent Heather off her rocker?

I agree with Keef, rumours of his bullying and unpleasantness to his staff have been making the rounds for years.


Heather Mills does seem to be self-serving and money-grubbing, but no-one deserves the kicking she's had - nor the truly horrible focus on her disability.


And *Bob* - I honestly, honestly wouldn't. (Not that I'm equipped to, but you know what I mean) As Churchill said (to some society bird, sorry forget who:-


- Would you sleep with me for a million pounds?

Society bird - Well, I suppose I would, Mr. Churchill

Winston - Well, then would you sleep with me for one pound?

Society bird *outraged* - Mr Churchill, what sort of woman do you think I am?

Winston - Madam, we have already established what sort of woman you are, now we're haggling.

Just re-read my post, and there's no connection with what Keef said at all. Sorry. What I meant was - yes, she might be rather unwell, and doesn't deserve the treatment she's had. Oh, and Mr. M doesn't seem that nice either.


(goes off muttering something about previewing messages before posting next time..)

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