Are there any single(hot...hottish...game)Women in East Dulwich?

[bon3yard]

Just putting it out there like.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I'm rather partial to ptarmigan.

[legalbeagle]

I'm fairly sure there are several single lady forumites!

[bloonoo]

why, are you a single hot hottish game male?!

[*Bob*]

It's hard-wired into a man's brain that his own inadequacies (face like a bucket of frogs, bald spot, beer gut, bad breath etc) are no reason not to expect the most delicious of females to come running with just one lingering, beery, desperate stare.

[Jah Lush]

They're everywhere bon3yard. You just have to look and you'll find one.

[legalbeagle]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> It's hard-wired into a man's brain that his own

> inadequacies (face like a bucket of frogs, bald

> spot, beer gut, bad breath etc) are no reason not

> to expect the most delicious of females to come

> running with just one lingering, beery, desperate

> stare.

LOL! Why is that?!

[ImpetuousVrouw]

I can vouch for Bon3yard being a bit tasty, and if he wasn't a bit too young I'd snap him up in an instant!

So come on ladies, send him a little introductory PM.

[titch juicy]

creating fake log-ins to big yourself up is a wee bit desperate don'tcha think? ;-)

[KalamityKel]

For what purpose are you asking? Surely that's the more important q :p

[*Bob*]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> LOL! Why is that?!

Because we're just plain DUMB

[Jah Lush]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> legalbeagle Wrote:

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> > LOL! Why is that?!

>

> Because we're just plain DUMB

Or seriously deluded.

[Annasfield]

Bon3yard I can't believe you've resorted to touting yourself on the EDF.

[legalbeagle]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Because we're just plain DUMB

Oh I assumed you were playing a sort of percentage game - leer at enough girls and odds are one will eventually agree? That doesn't work then?

[Brendan]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> legalbeagle Wrote:

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> > LOL! Why is that?!

>

> Because we're just plain DUMB

Nah, come on *Bob* it?s for the same reason we do that self-deprecating shit you just tried there. Because deep down we know that chicks dig it.

[legalbeagle]

Yeah Brendan that's right. We really do dig it. The beery desperate ones, the "self-deprecating" ones, the "so hot it hurts", and the total b*stard. We dig 'em all. You must be beating them off with a stick!

[bloonoo]

bon3yard is too young?? how old is he? in fact, how old are most people on this forum? it is hard to tell!

[Brendan]

So as not to lower the tone of this thread I?m going to refrain from making any of the jokes that last sentence brings to mind LB. I shall answer instead in the medium of Cartoon Network.

http://www.homiesonfire.com/bravo/JohnnyBravo11.gif

[*Bob*]

Brendan Wrote:

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> *Bob* Wrote:

> Nah, come on *Bob* it?s for the same reason we do

> that self-deprecating shit you just tried there.

> Because deep down we know that chicks dig it.

Brendan.. put a sock in it.. you're 'Breaking The Magician's Code' here.

[legalbeagle]

Swoon!

[Jah Lush]

bloonoo Wrote:

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> bon3yard is too young?? how old is he? in fact,

> how old are most people on this forum? it is hard

> to tell!

He's 34 but most of the people on this forum are either older or younger.

[Brendan]

?stroo I?ve met many of the people on this forum and they are all either older or younger than me.

[charliecharlie]

http://fleshymeninpolyester.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/two-old-women_.jpg

saw these two down the lane... they looked like pretty game old birds

[david_carnell]

They'd require slow, gentle cooking to get 'em tender though.

[Bellenden Belle]

david_carnell Wrote:

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> They'd require slow, gentle cooking to get 'em

> tender though.

Darling I know you prefer the older lady, but really!