Yummy Mummies--Definition?

[Ganapati]

So what exactly constitutes an ED yummy mummy?

[Jah Lush]

A Milf.

[Fear 'n boozin]

Which definition are you going for Jah?

[mockney piers]

Dear God Fear, what have you done, that's the most mawkish page the internet has ever produced.

I'm going to have to make a very very sugary cup of tea and eat several rich tea biscuits to cope.

[Annasfield]

Hmmm - something tells me that Jah Lush's definition of MILF won't be on that list. I could be wrong though.....

[Fear 'n boozin]

*sorry* http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/46.gif

[citizenED]

go to the oracle - ask Dulwichmum

citizen

[LostThePlot]

Ganapati Wrote:

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> So what exactly constitutes an ED yummy mummy?

Anyone with two children and a "Toblerone" .....some may need this explaining.

[Jah Lush]

Indeed, my definition doesn't appear to be on there at all. But I think dear readers you DO know what my definition is don't you.

[Ko]

Somehow I don't think its:

M: Mommy's

I: instinctive

L: love for

F: family

[Jah Lush]

Don't be coy. Surely, you don't want me to spell it out for you do you?

[Annasfield]

Must be something to do with our taste in films.

[Ko]

I first heard the term Milf at a work party where a lady in her 50s (high up in the company) was dressed in a plunging red PVC mini-skirted nurse outfit, complete with black fishnet stockings!

[SeanMacGabhann]

Nothing worse that someone being called a Milf, raising expectations, onlyto find out it's a MIwouldnotLFinamillionyears

[*Bob*]

A Yummy: A most loathesome person.

They sit around all day on their gym-toned pampered arses, chatting on the phone to fellow Yummies, watching telly and filing their nails. Daily diversions mainly arise from deciding how to spend the buckets of cash generated by their finance-whizz husband: Expensive tat from various ED shops? Numerous visits to the beauty salon? Overpriced designer children's clothing? Planning that European break? A trip to Waitrose in the Saab?

What's wrong with them? Don't they know that mothers are supposed to be downtrodden, tired, overworked and take no interest in their appearance?

It's amazing how much antipathy/envy a woman who (*gasp*) doesn't have a job (other than looking after the kids - and c'mon.. how long can that take?!) can stir in people, regardless of whether or not they actually get any time to do any of the above.

[Ko]

*Bob* Wrote:

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>>> It's amazing how much antipathy/envy a woman who

> (*gasp*) doesn't have a job (other than looking

> after the kids - and c'mon.. how long can that

> take?!) can stir in people, regardless of whether

> or not they actually get any time to do any of the

> above.

Just interested - have you seen such antipathy/envy? (this is not a trick question!)

[Jah Lush]

I think you could find yourself on the receiving end of quite a bit of grief for that post *Bob*.

[macroban]

There is a much higher proportion of elderly primae gravidae in East Dulwich these days.

Is this an element of the definition?

[citizenED]

Macroban, are you sure you mean elderly and not just women in their forties?

citizen

[Jah Lush]

See Sean's definition Macroban.

[macroban]

I was using the medical term "elderly primae gravidae".

For men who don't know, these are women who are after a certain age when they have their first pregnancy.

I have noticed some age-slippage in the definition over the years though.

[i can't see any definition from Sean.]

[SeanMacGabhann]

Thats because i lost any definition in my 20s. Ba doom tsss

[macroban]

If "any" means "all", I'm sorry to read that, Sean.

[jim_the_chin]

saw this on bbc news today

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6290302.stm

Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF)

prolly not so friendly or welcoming as you common or garden milf.

[LostThePlot]

jim_the_chin Wrote:

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> saw this on bbc news today

>

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6290

> 302.stm

>

> Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF)

>

> prolly not so friendly or welcoming as you common

> or garden milf.

Splitters!!!!