I am a cider drinker...

[????]

10% on cider ...the twat. Revolution I tell ya.

*hics and falls over pitchfork*

[Jah Lush]

Cider? Pah! Until it's recent rebranding (with ice, smart bottle) it was only drunk by park bench deadbeats, psycho derelicts, country yokel inbreds and sheep shaggers. Mind you, that probably takes up half the country.

[Ladymuck]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Cider? Pah! Until it's recent rebranding (with

> ice, smart bottle) it was only drunk by park bench

> deadbeats, psycho derelicts, country yokel inbreds

> and sheep shaggers.

It's my favourite tipple...hmmmm

[woofmarkthedog]

"Hello ...???...(hick)..?'s..."

http://cideruk.com/images/photo_galleries/P5300010_medium.jpg"Hello my cider lovelies"

W:)-DF

[Brendan]

Here we go. Jessica?s had too much babycham again and is inciting the online world to revolution.

[Ladymuck]

Does anyone know how much for a bottle of meths these days?

[*Bob*]

25p on Meths - sorry LM

[Ladymuck]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> 25p on Meths - sorry LM

Well that's just outragious...this peasant will definitely be revolting!

*grabs pitchfork, climbs onto tractor and heads to Downing Street*

[????]

[RosieH]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Cider? Pah! Until it's recent rebranding (with

> ice, smart bottle) it was only drunk by park bench

> deadbeats, psycho derelicts, country yokel inbreds

> and sheep shaggers. Mind you, that probably takes

> up half the country.

Ahem. Cider with Rosie anyone? S'my favourite and has been for quite some time - and none of this overmarketed fucking Magners shite where some marketing twatola watched Withnail after a spliff one night and thought "kaboom! - 2 gins, 2 ciders, ice in the cider - I've only freaking got it".

You want a good pint of the hard stuff where if you leave it too long to settle, it looks like a gentleman has done something ungentlemanly in your drink.

But to the OP - Quids, I'd like to agree, but it's really freaking strong these days - to be honest that's a tax on my not getting tired and emotional, or happy and, er, over-exuberant. All to the good.

[HonaloochieB]

Has anyone put anything in cider recently?*

*A shiny shilling for the first scallawag that identifies the comedy reference.

[Keef]

and none of this overmarketed @#$%& Magners shite

Exactly!

I like a cider if I'm feeling a bit hungover when I arrive at the pub. Nice easy pint to start with. Have to move on after a couple though, as it's a bit acidic.

[dulwichmum]

I feel the same way with regard to Macon - I love it, but must move on to Chablis quite quickly if it is being sold by the pint...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Get real people. Diamond White followed by an evening at The Swan.

[dulwichmum]

In the name of God! That is a blast from the past... The Swan in Stockwell, James once went there because he heard it was choc full of student nurses. He imagined Barbara Windsor, and instead saw Hattie Jacques...(laughs socks off)

What a shame!

We met in Berkeley Square you know.

Gosh I am gorgeous.

[Annasfield]

If you drink it as a snakebite, only have your drink has increased by 10%

[HonaloochieB]

Is Darling shittin' me?

After a day on the corners, nothin' better than a a couple-or-three of Addlestones in the Plough.

And that Darling be putting 10%, 10 mothef*ckin' % on my ass.

That Darling. Who he think he is?

There an election comin' mofo, and we see what sort of Darling you be then, baby. For sure.

Sheeeit.

[Ladymuck]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Is Darling shittin' me?

> After a day on the corners, nothin' better than a

> a couple-or-three of Addlestones in the Plough.

> And that Darling be putting 10%, 10 mothef*ckin' %

> on my ass.

> That Darling. Who he think he is?

> There an election comin' mofo, and we see what

> sort of Darling you be then, baby. For sure.

> Sheeeit.

Nope he aint sh***** ya...

Yous gettin' The Growing Man Blues? Yessum...I Can Feel that you iz.

[Mick Mac]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Get real people. Diamond White followed by an

> evening at The Swan.

Whoohay - The Swan. Those were the days.

We used to go to Mulligans Mayfair Friday nights and drag some well dressed girls off to the Swan. Early 1990s.

They used to say "I can't go to the Swan dressed in my smart work clothes" - but after a few drinks, they did.

The free "supper ticket" meant you did not have to buy them any food. Bonus.

[Brendan]

CIDER DRINKERS TOO ARSEHOLED TO GIVE A MONKEY'S

[woofmarkthedog]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Has anyone put anything in cider recently?*

>

> *A shiny shilling for the first scallawag that

> identifies the comedy reference.

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*Me....

Me, me...

Yes I put "something in cider" she moaned at first then loved it

Even licking her lips after ( dirty cow )

W**F

[????]

Wasn't that the point woof?

[Jah Lush]

Stop Drinking Cider And Just Buy A Bloody House

[RosieH]

Oh dear god - that directive could be squarely levelled at me (am going to sit in the corner in shame)

[woofmarkthedog]

???? Wrote:

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> Wasn't that the point woof?

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Yes & No

W**F